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@anthracite @Phorm My brain insists that the proper next step here is to go pick up a third friend, with one of the genies leaning out of the vehicle, holding out a bottle. "Get in loser, we're going schoomping"

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what they need to do with the boat is build a jaeger to pick it up and wield it as a bludgeon against an incoming kaiju that somehow wandered its way over to the suez canal

@anthracite @Phorm This is hands-down my favorite thing that ever happened in Venture Brothers.

I COMPLETELY support you doing this scene with genie attire. :D

@zebratron2084 @Cerulean @anthracite Christ, I knew that guy in high school, before he could afford the victorian goth clothes. I didn't keep in touch, but ran into him a decade later and regretted it.

re: Musical Opinion Shitpost. Personal Musical History 

@kelseyhusky I'd more or less agree! I listened to that tape a lot as a kid and when I grew up a little, and later on gave it to a friend with a working cassette player. XD

I didn't really like "Skipping Stones" as a kid, but I appreciate it a lot more now. It's a pretty decent album, really, a lot better than it probably should have been!

re: cat pics 

@zebratron2084 He does seem almost excessively Shempish.

@Veladynee That depends on whether or not you've sprung a leak!

re: cursed content, vrchat 

@Goldkin Is this why you side-eye at me whenever I break out singing "May the Cube be With You"?

Or is that that I'm singing "May the Cube be With You?"

@JulieSqveakaroo Try using the Aim move for as long as possible so that the timeflies get bored with the lack of movement. Alternatively, you could also try accelerating your archer until relativistic effects start to kick in.

Fruitflies like a banana.
Timeflies like an arrow.

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@zebratron2084 @mawr Which is completely forgotten several seconds later when the Jingly Ball rolls across the floor.

@zebratron2084 @mawr Jack is always _extremely_ enthusiastic about barking "We'll take the case!"

I can _feel_ this storm coming and the rising anticipation is starting to get to me...

@stokes help i can't stop there's more of them now

@Kyresti The mass of Jupiter gives us about enough for a ringworld with a 1 au radius and I think you need a substantial amount more energy to spin it up. So probably not, at least in the "single mega-structure" range. A cluster of orbiting bubbles that completely occlude the star for observers - possibly?

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