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Maybe if I yell long enough and loud enough the cloud servers will stop having problems.

lewd writing, mild transformation (genital focused), dragon/kobold, exhibitionism?, second person. 3000cha 

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The magpie landed beside the rogue, making a curious peep.

"It's an event for the wealthy," said the rogue, pointing towards a glittering building.

The magpie made another curious peep.

"Yes, lots of shinies. They're keeping it all to themselves."

The magpie hopped in agitation.

"I agree, it's very unfair! But with your help, we can make sure they share; you remember what an executive key-card is?"

The magpie swooped with purpose.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

pooptootin' 

Área de Servicios Pescado Gigante.

@zebratron2084 @anthracite @kistaro The only thing I can possibly add here is from the absolute best (positive!) snobby wine description I ever saw: "Undertones of kerosene."

@irisjaycomics I mean, very few teams start out with arson. Almost none, really.

I can't speak for whether or not the History of the Mariners video kicked off anything for me - I was there for The Double, which was also the last time I really cared about regular sports. But the idea that Story could come out of a bunch of sports events was already there...

@anthracite I figured out a while ago how to use AdBlock to filter out all submissions from certain accounts and it really helps for things like that.

@Phorm I remember those days largely as "high school", and then I try not to remember them. I'm sorry you had a day like that now.

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Have you heard about this 'bottlr' app? I hear it shows you how close the nearest empty genie bottle is, and gives a coziness rating for them too.

After taking all of last week off and having nine days to recover, I have gone from "I desperately do not want to go back to work again" to "I would prefer not to work tomorrow, but I GUESS I can do it. I GUESS."

@Phorm Dr. Mrs. The Monarch saying "Who the hell is Jacqueline Onassis?!" is on of my favorite jokes ever from that show.

@Phorm I assume it's wearing a hat like Jackie Onassis had.

@anthracite These are the kinds of days that we should all have.

re: jokes that are just for me 

@xinjinmeng ...No no, go ahead, I'm sort of interested to see what happens. I mean, it's happened so often already....

@mawr I find if I have a drink, the urge subsides.

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