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I will be _stunned_ if anybody remembers this joke. But hey, it's traditional I guess. 

"Hi! Do you want to be my friend?"

tf shitposting 

@Oneironott Huh, I didn't think that would work.

re: hypnokink games 

@Taylor @kistaro Reminded suddenly of one of Lore Sjoberg's comics....

Okay, but what if -- and hear me out here -- we made some very bad decisions involving an obvious TF trigger, and then had ironic comuppances?

@Phorm Hey, how many points do you have to hit for djinnification to happen on this machine? Asking so I can tell @doephinAD that it's a few thousand points higher and she hits it.

re: ph (mild -), martian lament (a tiger "-----") 

@zebratron2084 I forbid this result, it is intolerable. The shellfish must be eaten, and I will not lose an ally so potent in this fight!

re: f-list joke, but with added philosophy to make it worse 

@heatherhorns I promise to do better next time!* :)

* Not guaranteed.

re: exercise, vr 

@kistaro "You're an apex species, what the hell are you doing throwing away all this energy?"

no stop hitting the favorite button for this what are you doing

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f-list joke, but with added philosophy to make it worse 

Metaphysics (giving)
Categorical Imperative (receiving)

@xinjinmeng @Phorm Goddamn it, I was promised crocodile mutations

My brain just decided to produce the sound of a work IM out of nowhere. Brain, are you trying to kill me? This is day one of many of being OFF work to recover and destress.

Soreth boosted

gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it’s got a dinosaur on it

12 Galaxies Found Guilty in Zegnatronic Rocket Society Scandal

@zetasyanthis There's days the anxiety part flares up, and I do _not_ have a good time with the on-call portion of the job... but I'm pretty good at it by now and it does have its perks. Like, "I know a guy at NASA on a first-name basis" perks. ^^;;

@zetasyanthis Would you believe it's not that bad most of the time? The tier 1 stuff is simple and done quickly, and the higher-tier stuff can be a real intriguing challenge.

Also, I mean... I'm support for a piece of software used by many first responder types. There are probably a number of lives I've helped save by getting people's systems back up and running.

@zetasyanthis Yeah, I'm somewhere between Tier 1 and 2.5 depending on the product that's being called in about. All incidents and opening dev tickets if it's beyond my abilities to resolve.

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