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blaseball, comparison with boring normal baseball 

Each game of Blaseball contains the maximum amount of Blaseball that a game can contain and is thus far superior an experience.

Except when a Blaseball game is in the state of Maximum Blaseball, when there is obviously more Blaseball per Blaseball than is normally present.

re: implicit cannabis; shitpost; zero content 

@zebratron2084 Ah yes, the olden days! When long stories were shorter, when small fuzzy creatures from Alpha Centauri were larger but less fuzzy creatures from Beta Hydri, and when sentient tigers were required to wear special hats.

...Honestly I'm not really sure why people romanticize those times.

re: implicit cannabis; shitpost; zero content 

@zebratron2084 Hey, you suss that flooby hrood tigress? There's a cat who really knows where their fish is*.

* Disputed**
** By the tiger, who has REALLY TINY PUPILS right now and can't tell where anything is until maybe sometime later when it's not so strong man, where'd you get this stuff, it comes on like wow

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You don't need a job to survive.

You need clean water, healthy food, and safe housing to survive.

Under capitalism, however, all of those things have associated price tags. Hence the popular myth of "needing" a job to survive.

Survival should not be a subscription service.

:anarchy:

@Doephin There are some Snow payoffs, but for the most part, outside of a couple of sets, you don't really care all that much. To be fair though, Snow matters a hell of a lot more now than it did when it first made an appearance in Ice Age and was way more of a risk than a benefit.

@starkatt Imagining a world where the Talking Heads decided not to bother with this song and just abandoned it instead (this really almost happened) chills me to the bone.

Kermit wears that suit pretty well. :D

@xinjinmeng And you can get both kinds with vodka in them!

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fragile tech infra 

so, for those who don't know how TLS works, websites verify their authenticity through a chain of trust, where everyone keeps of copy of the "root" trust certificates on their devices. a handful of organisations are deemed trustworthy enough to vouch for other organisations, and those other organisations vouch for certificates of websites to say that they really are who they say they are

this way, we don't need to change the certificates stored on devices for a while, since they can vouch for other certificates to confirm their trustworthiness

however, sometimes, a root certificate expires and new ones will be put in place

this happened recently for Let's Encrypt, a service that has been offering free TLS certificates for websites who just have to verify ownership of their domain name. there are more advanced certificates which will verify much more than just the domain (for example, big companies will go through a proper validation process so they really are who they say they are) but Let's Encrypt has made basic security available to the masses.

now, recently, Let's Encrypt switched to a different root certificate since the old one expired. it expired yesterday, actually. it has been publicly known this would happen since May, and it means that devices which are around 10+ years old won't have the new root, and hence can't properly connect to Let's Encrypt websites, since they don't trust them.

now, there are lots of reasons why those devices can't connect nowadays anyway, but at least to sidestep the problem, Let's Encrypt is using a compromise approach where it marks certificates with both the new and old root.

so, to clarify, devices fall into three categories right now. the oldest devices know about the old root, and not that it's expired. the newest devices know about the new root and that the old root is expired. but there's a weird middle ground of devices that know that the old root is expired, but don't know of the new root.

the Let's Encrypt workaround of signing with both roots mitigates problems for the oldest devices and the newest devices, but devices in the middle area still break. which is why some websites yesterday broke.

however, today, an issue still impacts some new devices. normally, a certificate signed with an expired root and a non-expired root should just ignore the expired signature and trust the non-expired one. but it turns out that some software is improperly stopping after it sees the expired signature, and marking the entire thing as invalid

people had time to update their devices to include the new certificate since May, but because this newer issue was not foreseen, it wasn't accounted for until now.

now, you might be wondering, then: how many devices fall into the older group? well, older versions of Android do, which makes it a sizeable demographic. so, there's not really a great solution right now that covers all bases. basically, it sucks.

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Begin superthought re: dragon stereotypes 

Dragons hoarding wealth for themselves is anti-socialist capitalist propaganda, actually. In reality most dragons guarding hoards are working with local credit unions and trade cooperatives to protect /their/ wealth in exchange for the dragon getting a comfortable place to live, an accepting community with access to clean water, and an ethically-sourced food supply so they don't have to risk their lives trying to survive alone in the wild.

<End superthought>

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A dragon landed in the town square.
"I wish to speak to the reeve."
The reeve hesitantly entered the square.
"I hear there is now a tax to pay on wealth?" the dragon said.
"Er... yes?"
"Then I need help calculating my share."
"Why? We can't make you pay."
"What monster wouldn't?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

@Phorm *hums T. Dolby's "May the Cube be With You" quietly*

Seriously though how are your recommendations anything other than ornate bottles?

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synth who's got a loose neck connection so sometimes you just hear the microsoft USB disconnect noise from another room and they shout FUCK and crumple to the floor

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All browser prompts need a "Lie" function in addition to Allow and Block.

<Website> wants to:
* Know your location
* Use your camera
[ Allow ] [ Block ] [ Lie ]

@anthracite @doephinAD @Phorm "Oh thank you!"
[rumbling noises building and gaining in volume]
PFWOOUMPF!
"Hooray!

@anthracite @doephinAD @Phorm But it's fall so that means....

oh god. Tell me it's not pumpkin spice season.

@mawr For serious, it's the worrrrst. @..@

Sympathies, friend!

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"weft" (warp and weft) is (was) the past tense of "weave"

in the same way that "left" is the past tense of "leave"

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