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A friend of mine needs facial feminization surgery. Health insurance won't pay for it. So she's crowdfunding it: gofundme.com/f/help-charlotte-

#transCrowdfund

(Boosts welcome!)

@anthracite I'm kind of coming to the conclusion that it's not possible to do anything ironically. You're still doing the thing, claiming irony just appears to be a way to distance yourself from admitting that you actually like doing the thing.

I used to have an Android app that showed me, at a glance, the time of day, phase of the moon, and progress through the year. It's an old old app and doesn't work on new phones. Anybody have any suggestions for something similar? Original app: android.arnodenhond.com/apps/a

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#RosesAreRed
Bird feet are blue;
at least for the booby
who has one or two

Roses are red
Violets are too
Did you put food coloring
In the watering can too?

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These "roses" poems
Find some new expression
As several dozen people
Toy with rhyme progression.

. . .

Burma Shave.

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Moses' toe-ses are red
Moses' toe-ses are blue
Moses supposes
his toe-ses ain't roses,
Moses, he knowses
his toe-ses froze through

#RosesAreRed

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Roses are red
Gelato is cool
Far Side: lumpy objects
Caption “Cow Tools”

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@xinjinmeng @zebratron2084 *runs away with some baked goods and one of the candles*

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roses poetry, "this is just to say" 

This is just to say
I have eaten
the roses
you kept in
the icebox

and which
you were definitely
mistaken
in putting there

They're roses
what's wrong with you
they don't go in the icebox

what do you mean what's wrong with me

Of course I ate
the roses
I had to
that's how the poem begins
yes the thorns hurt a lot

sometimes
we do foolish things for love

Roses are red,
The rich hate altruism,
Share resources based on need,
And espouse anticapitalism.

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Roses are red
except when another hue
Violets don't exist
It's a horticultural conspiracy

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Socialism is good actually
And so are you.

Gonna use the and tags like previous years so these can all be collected more easily.

@Phorm @anthracite They just opened a Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs a couple of blocks away from our place, it's across the street from the teriyaki place.

@xinjinmeng Oh, let me know if that works for you, I've just been screaming longer and trying that out instead. Not really any more progress though.

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