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I guess if I have to have a weekend on-call happen, it's better to have one that's over in half an hour because the user didn't read the instructions and did the wrong thing...

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*picture of a bluejay sitting on a photographer's head*

Soreth: "Oh, jay-peg."

Me: *bitings*

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"Can you make me a potion to change who I am?"
"No," said the witch. "There are no such potions."
"Oh. I hoped-"
"But I can make a potion to change your body to who you are."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Really should have taken a personal day today. I only got like 5 hours of sleep last night.

tired of memories (~-) 

Sometimes I'd really like to remove all the goddamn memories I have that are all tied in to him, so that there's not this deep well of pain surrounded by a spiderweb of interlocking thoughts and memories that all lead back into the middle.

I would really like memory without pain.

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HEY SEATTLEITES: didja vote yet. huh. didja

ballots are due tomorrow, so get that done and drop it in the mail or in a nearby ballot box if you haven't yet!

"And you know what Matron says about unfinished business."
"Don't?"
"Yes. Don't unfinished business."

Good heavens that was a wonderful concert. ^^

Yay, they did my prompt - "Chicken and Crow Dancing"

(at the Betsy Tinney concert, during the improv with cello and two violins section!)

emotional damage (~-) 

Thanks, brain. I really really wanted you to fixate on that Monster while in the shower. That was really fun, thanks. Really enjoyed the freakout about what if I see him somewhere in this town, when he doesn't live here.

I guess on the plus side, I've recovered enough that I didn't immediately start crying in the shower.

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hi reddit. im new to all this health/fitness thing, and i just have one question really. what diet should i adopt?? at the moment my body goals are: become a bird, able to fly, lay eggs, etc??

Just going to fucking bed before this gets worse.

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my fucking damage 

Tried to come up with an NPC name and wound up triggering myself because the permutations I was trying ended up getting way way too close to that shitbastard's name. Fuck.

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ANYONE IN PENNSYLVANIA

My trans-femme friend just had the house she was gonna rent sold out from under her AS she was driving crosscountry to the property. She's 10 hours out from the destination in southern PA.

ANY leads on long term trans friendly housing in the area would be greatly appreciated

Any donations to help her pay for a hotel room should be sent to Jfordshack@gmail.com and would be HYPER appreciated.

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a more serious point 

At the ritual tonight, for the first time, I had a clear sense that I was in the right place, doing the right thing. I've felt before like I was having a good time, or a spiritually good experience, and even that I've belonged... but this felt like it was right and proper for the turning of the year and echoing into past and future both. That this shall repeat.

a less serious point 

Aaaaaah so many compliments on what I was wearing tonight!!

Hell, that was only Tuesday? It should be at least another day into the week.

The sinful pleasure of putting clothes on over freshly-shaved legs. <3

I think that was my first toot-fic short-story thing. I thought it went pretty well, since I wasn't actually planning on it being a story when I started!

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