Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
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mastodon pro tip
by performing repeated backwards long jumps against the custom emoji picker, you can clip through the federated timeline and into an unused instance 
mh (~)
Things I have successfully accomplished today:
* Sorted a bunch of magic cards
* Made it out to two stores for household purchases and groceries
* Made dinner
* Unclogged a sink drain
Still feels like I haven't done anything and have wasted the day. Thanks, brain. Thanks, trauma.
Fuck you, monster.
Stupid thing, but it works (so therefore it can't be stupid): When I got emotional turmoil and stuff welling up, like this morning, sometimes I try to find something to organize. Putting things into order from chaos without really thinking about everything else helps me through the crap I have going on in my head.
So anyway that's three sets worth of Magic cards sorted today.
mental health (-)
All it takes is his fuckin' name and icon. Fuck this shit.
mental health (-)
Things that are not great: Browsing FA, see an interesting story, find out that it was proofread by That Monster and he's credited right there on the page. Frantically hit the back button and then try to fight off the panic symptoms.
I guess I can't risk looking at anything by that author again. <..<
Thought Debris: Stephen Colbert would do a fantastic job if they ever re-shot the music video for "Once In A Lifetime"
All kidding aside, the wedding was nice and I didn't have to mingle too much. Good food, and things went well.
...I'm still kinda confused about the secret agent thing though.
contains moai head (but not the kind in a time vortex)
The most sober person here, besides me:
... this guy appears to think I am a secret agent...?
Obviously not a sober guest at the wedding.
Oh right, they believe in like, handshakes and such here. Weird.
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Enter the restaurant to not-great but better than this week air quality. Exit to drifting clouds of ash (not visible but the air *felt* gritty)
Quoth the dragon: "I'm getting really tired of this Morrrowind cosplay."
Still working on my proof-of-concept maserjet printer.
I can't get the toner to stick to anything because the drum melted, but on the plus side I can communicate with space probes.
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"This small device creates a portal to a new dimension."
"Wow! Are there people there?"
"No, it's a tiny dimension, just large enough for a wallet or phone."
"So it's useless."
"No! It can add pockets to any garment."
"So what?"
"Any garment!"
"We already have pockets."
"You do."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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Cynder, Sanguine Dragoness 🍵
See, when wolves awoo, it's cute and majestic.
But when we dragons do it, we're "menacing" and "distressing the townsfolk."
Remember that fucking amazing eclipse we had last year?
Yeah. Still amazing.
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WARNING: Time-Sensitive Material. Avoid or limit exposure to time. If exposed to time please handle with plastic or non-sparking metal tools.
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Air should not have a taste.
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Dear British Columbia:
Please stop being on fire. My throat doesn't like it.
Thanks,
A rare stillshot of Fox using a Meteor Smash!
(Original image link from @Frynge )
- Pronouns
- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
