"You wake up to find a dwarf with glowing hands wringing out a stirge over you."
Experiment confirmed: Shitposting on mastodon results in someone liking it instantaneously.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven “gronnk. Krraarrk. gronnnnk.”
blfc summation
I need to go back next year, that was friggin' amazingly awesome.
I really am having a lot of trouble trying to sum up this con. It was just amazing. Thanks so much for everybody being so awesome, and for all the incredible fun we had! So sorry if I missed you, and I can't wait until next year so we can all spend more time together!
blfc
Okay, but why does the con have to end?
Thank you so so much to all the con staff and volunteers, this was an amazing experience!
"Is the Blob Amish or is the T-Rex?"
"Presumably the Blob."
"Regularly scheduled rescues" #outofcontexttheater
I love this con so much o..o
#blfc2019
"...Landplay?"
"Yeah, someone bursts into the bedroom covered with dirt and shrubs yelling 'TAP ME!'"
#ooctheater
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.