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those who doubt dinosaurs turned into birds have never had the misfortune of facing down a cassowary.

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everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around

gender thoughts 

So I think what I actually want is to broadcast subliminally that my pronouns are "she/her", have everybody be cool with it, and then just wear whatever the fuck I want and not worry about gender presentations and passing and all that.

"You wake up to find a dwarf with glowing hands wringing out a stirge over you."

Fuck I love my purple hoodie. So comfortable and makes me feel like 200% less male while wearing it

Experiment confirmed: Shitposting on mastodon results in someone liking it instantaneously.

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Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven “gronnk. Krraarrk. gronnnnk.”

blfc summation 

I need to go back next year, that was friggin' amazingly awesome.

I really am having a lot of trouble trying to sum up this con. It was just amazing. Thanks so much for everybody being so awesome, and for all the incredible fun we had! So sorry if I missed you, and I can't wait until next year so we can all spend more time together!

blfc 

Okay, but why does the con have to end?

Thank you so so much to all the con staff and volunteers, this was an amazing experience!

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You know your con is going well when you're a kobold at a dinner table with a party that includes three dragons.

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Dumb furry 

There are two taurs inside me.
One has ghostlimb issues.
The other has ghostlimb issues.

Fuck.

"Is the Blob Amish or is the T-Rex?"
"Presumably the Blob."

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"...Landplay?"
"Yeah, someone bursts into the bedroom covered with dirt and shrubs yelling 'TAP ME!'"

blfx masto meetup 

I'm in it!

Finally on the plane. Should have taken off half an hour ago...

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If a dragon allows you to tuck in under their wings, they care very deeply about you.

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