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Time to scream for 6.7 seconds exactly and then go lie face-down on the lawn.

If your office job sucks, just remember - you get paid the same whether you're working, or staring blankly at the wall.

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Anachrony is now available on Fontspring! I have been kicking around the idea of this face since I was in school, and that is a very long time. Time at last to put an end to the curve-polishing and feature creep. It's done. fontspring.com/fonts/cerulean-

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incoherent yelling 

*steps up to microphone, looks questioningly over to the left at the audio person, gives hesitant thumbs-up, looks relieved when getting thumbs-up back, and then clears her throat and puts her mouth to the microphone.*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

*deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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did y'all know about libgen? because I didn't know about libgen. it's a colossal library of free, DRM-free ebooks. I'm stunned and delighted by how extensive it is!

it's also old-school, "information wants to be free" type activism. so hosting has to move around periodically. current servers are:
libgen.rs/
libgen.is/
libgen.st/

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There should be fewer humans and more dragons imho :dragnowo:

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A friend of mine needs facial feminization surgery. Health insurance won't pay for it. So she's crowdfunding it: gofundme.com/f/help-charlotte-

#transCrowdfund

(Boosts welcome!)

I used to have an Android app that showed me, at a glance, the time of day, phase of the moon, and progress through the year. It's an old old app and doesn't work on new phones. Anybody have any suggestions for something similar? Original app: android.arnodenhond.com/apps/a

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#RosesAreRed
Bird feet are blue;
at least for the booby
who has one or two

Roses are red
Violets are too
Did you put food coloring
In the watering can too?

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These "roses" poems
Find some new expression
As several dozen people
Toy with rhyme progression.

. . .

Burma Shave.

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Moses' toe-ses are red
Moses' toe-ses are blue
Moses supposes
his toe-ses ain't roses,
Moses, he knowses
his toe-ses froze through

#RosesAreRed

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