Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
[cetacean needed]
You know, where people play games with the night.
Materials that are impossible are "unobtanium."
Materials that drive the plot are "phlebotinium."
Materials that you steal from dragons are "rawritanium."
(The 'rawr' is that we want that back, thank you.)
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experiment! lets see how far everyone working together can yeet this toot in a week.
the more votes below the further its reached in the fediverse
Hi. I'm very tired.
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I'm pro-union, but if I HAD to stop a union at a customer service job, my first tactic would be "you're allowed to be mean to customers now" and I bet it'd at least stall them for half a year.
CVE stands for:
Supposing you were a spiny, globular member of the Echinozoa that moved via tube-feet, and suppose you were a sea lion. Ah, but I repeat-
Wait.
...Shit. I think I got my notes mixed up.
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Dragons who are librarians
-Always know of some strange, obscure tome that is exactly the book you need (regardless of whether it's the book you want.)
-Return books late or damaged at your peril, though.
-When you're walking through the immense shelves, and you see something in the dim light ahead hanging down in front of the books. You approach. Suddenly, as you get close, you realize it's a huge, scaly tail. You follow it with your gaze up to the top of the shelf to see a pair of glowing eyes staring back at you.
"You'll want to take a right at the end of this row," the dragon says. "Then go three rows down and turn left." The tail retracts back up into the shadows above the books, and with a sudden, fluid movement, the dragon is gone.
You never actually told the dragon what you were looking for.
-"Oh you don't need a library card." *growling chuckle* "I will remember your scent."
People: The cause of, and solution to, all their own problems.
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Sometimes SMBC hits so hard that you have to stare at a wall for a few minutes after.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. It is an area which we call... The Shitpost.
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short skirt long tail
Khisanth was a hottie send toot
cw: picture of delicious food
I made a thing! Cajun pasta~
It will clear up your sinuses too.
The worst nightmares are the ones where everything is okay and it's just him and me talking with each other. u..u
Look, all I want to do is go to bed at 1am, sleep in until it's 9, have a leisurely breakfast, putter around a bit, have a nice lunch (preferably with company), have a nice afternoon with a dog walk somewhere in it, then make dinner and have the whole evening ahead of me still.
"When there was but one set of tracks in the sands, there it was that the Mars Rover carried you."
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- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
