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Just what am I supposed to do with this magnificent view?

This place is so Bavarian it burns. Having to fight the urge to begin twooting Auf Deutsch.

* Confessions on social media after 11pm are safe because I don't check autocorrect and can't input them properly

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Things learned from yesterday:
* Having to get up at 3:45am is not good for me
* At about 1:30pm I am starting to be tipsy from bad sleep schedule
* This intensifies as the day progresses
* After about 7 or 8 I should be counted as drunk and not allowed to operate anything complicated or fast-moving

see Dr gender eye 

I guess I might as well leave this up, it's completely incomprehensible and that's fine by me.

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see Dr gender eye 

I think I want a bar sounds with the either

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Home Alone but he's a little kobold trapping his home cave against adventurers

So one thing went right today at least. That was a pretty good podcast recording session.

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She always dried herself off from the feet up after a shower, because otherwise the roots would grow too quickly. If she toweled off from her head down, her rootlets would begin sprouting as soon as they touched the matted, tangled fibers of the bathmat. Her feet would mistake their surroundings and all the water dripping down them for a place to grow, to stretch out her own tangles and attach her in place. She would need to painfully trim them back before she could leave for work.

Oh hey great, suddenly I feel really weird and bothered by the TF art I got that shows me starting as a male human. <..<;

Of course, around here that probably just means that until quite recently, the bird was a human of some kind. They'll get over it quickly, I'm sure!

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Wow, there was a super pissy Stellar's Jay outside this morning bitching at like 4:30 am. Inconsiderate bird.

Woooo, species and gender dysphoria both getting to come up a lot at therapy today.

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