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Kinky Kobolds

Friday? Sorry, you're taking a three day weekend. Kobolds' orders. Yes, that apostrophe is in the right place.

I'm not sure how many kobolds it will take to carry you out of the office on your rolling desk chair but we'll figure it out.

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Casual speciesism (+) 

"You're just a cosplay snake. All scalies are the same right?"
"So I can call you a mola-mola capybara then."
"That's totally different. But now I kinda want to get someone to draw that."

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It's hot enough outside that all the crows are panting.

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Jarong

(Jeans Sarong)

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Hatchday is coming up and I'm torn between wanting to do a thing for it and just taking the day off.

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doephin

Outside today: three way hummingbird territoral fight. With occasional pauses to attack the jays that are coming down for peanuts

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doephin

Star Raiders is so, so bad. And the film Rifftrax found to put ahead of it is even worse. Wow.

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video, wildlife, dinosaur friend 

(Video contains one crow on pavement engaged in disassembling a peanut, then absconding with it)

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video, wildlife, dinosaur friend 

Someone regarded me with suspicion and then decided the offering was acceptable.

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@angrboda Happy Birthday!

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Pandora

If you’re cold, they’re cold.

👏Let 👏 them 👏 in!

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mh (~-) 

So I managed to trigger a partial flashback on the way home today. How, I have no idea. Maybe it was just a random one, I'm not sure.

I've had a lot of practice dealing with these over the years, so the good news is that I'm only clocking in at "emotionally shaky" and not "absolutely devastated". Bad news of course it's that these are still just kinda happening...

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haf, blurst of her name

those who doubt dinosaurs turned into birds have never had the misfortune of facing down a cassowary.

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Ellie

everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around

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gender thoughts 

So I think what I actually want is to broadcast subliminally that my pronouns are "she/her", have everybody be cool with it, and then just wear whatever the fuck I want and not worry about gender presentations and passing and all that.

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"You wake up to find a dwarf with glowing hands wringing out a stirge over you."

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Fuck I love my purple hoodie. So comfortable and makes me feel like 200% less male while wearing it

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Experiment confirmed: Shitposting on mastodon results in someone liking it instantaneously.

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New Tail Energy

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Kistaro Windrider

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven “gronnk. Krraarrk. gronnnnk.”

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DinoCanthropy There is nothing here!

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