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The weirdest, most hilarious thing is still what one of the jays did a few weeks back. We were putting out peanuts for around 4 of them. One of them grabbed a big peanut, the kind with two nuts in it.

They shelled the peanut, ate one of the nuts and...

...brought the other one back. Laid it neatly on the railing and returned to the tree.

that sure was a decision, dentistry 

For reasons unknown, earlier in the year I scheduled a deep dental cleaning for today. I don't know why, possibly the expiation of sins and sorrows? Maybe I just didn't realize at the time.

At least I'll be feeling something that isn't just emotional pain.

video, bird, bird video 

photos.app.goo.gl/n4cCG1UYAQxV

The crows are finally ready to trust the people in the house when we leave out food - and the jays didn't steal it this time.

(Video shows a crow on the back porch claiming a peanut and flying off with it)

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"The ship didn't know it had been hit by a meteor, because the sensor designed to tell the ship if it had been hit by a meteor had been hit by a meteor."

mh, ph (-) 

Today makes five years since discovering that he was lying to me all along. Five years since the panic attacks started, since the anxiety broke loose, since practically everything terrible started happening.

I took the day off because I'm usually worthless whenever October 2nd rolls around and I'd rather just quietly get through it without having to deal with work.

So naturally I start off the morning with two intense bouts of gastrointestinal distress. Thanks, body.

That wonderful point in time when you've fiddled with an adventure enough that you're pretty sure you've got everything you need except for all the stuff that you won't think of until you're actually at the table and your players are doing things.

4th-level player characters like fighting Slaad, right?

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I'll probably keep going to the same clinic, and my doctor is recommending two people there as being particularly good. One guy, one girl.

I'm having trouble articulating just how uncomfortable I am at the prospect of seeing a male doctor regularly, so.... pretty sure it's not gonna be him.

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ffffffffffffffff the doctor I've been going to since 1989 is retiring next year. D:

(A strange noise in the front yard)

Me, looking out the window: "Oh hey there's a pheasant in the front yard."

Pheasant: *glares resentfully at All The Things, then flies off*

Today is the local equinox in Seattle, by the way. Just under 12 hours between sunlight and sunset. Yes, it's after the official one - globes and orbits are weird like that! :)

Gonna leave my Monster Manual out to a page with some super-high CR critter on it to make them nervous this weekend.

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if u see a horseshoe crab stuck on their back, just flip ‘em! they’re just weird ocean roombas

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@HTHR took a few years for my tail to grow in and ngl it was kinda painful, but it was all worth it

Pondering some tritium earrings for a little glow to bring with me some places.

Hmmm.

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