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The Further Adventures of Tom's Riding Lizard

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Indigenous Christmas donation request!!!!

Navajo nation doesn't have enough supplies to give toys to all the children on the rez this year!

While this is obviously not life threatening, it would be a great way to assist the navajo nation!

Zelle the number in the photo and put the memo Toys for Tots.

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Indigenous people from modern day Canada and Alaska invented the first sunglasses. The oldest pair known dates back to the year 1200. They work by limiting the amount of sunlight that hits your eyes, preventing snow blindness.

Really ready for the intercalendary period between Christmas and New Years. Really looking forward to that, and hoping it comes with a hell of a lull at work.

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Well it goes like this: push forward, down,
Down-forward plus the punch and then
The rising foe defeated - Shoryuken

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Remember next time you see a dragon, offer a hug or a treat.

I want to go on a road trip somewhere

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Tatiana needs help again. She lost her last place due to domestic violence and is current living in the woods in Vermont, USA.

Today she asked me: “Food and shelter please i can get a place ro stay for a week a friend her parents said i can stay in basement for a week please help me get this money im begging im scared im going to die soon if i dont find real shelter”

She needs $250. I know that’s a huge ask but I need to at least try to help her.

Venmo @/Tatiana-Toplitz18
paypal.me/Toplitz

$0/$250

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Behold a warm rock, and the lizard that sat upon it was given a pretty spiffy terrarium and power over crickets and mealworms

Apparently I'm kind of shitposting this morning I guess

I should probably eventually pen Dinocanthropy II: The Ficus Gets Eaten, but I'm not sure anything I can produce would live up to a title like that

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He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire bottle of peppermint extract and passed out on the floor

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire bottle of peppermint extract and passed out on the floor

egregious pun 

It's good to mull things over sometimes

all-caps, ranty about on-call 

IT'D BE REAL FUCKIN' NICE IF THEY'D STOP PAGING ME AFTER HOURS FOR ON-CALL SUPPORT FOR CUSTOMERS WHO HAVEN'T PAID FOR AFTER-HOURS SUPPORT

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