Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
Suppose you were a butterfly, and suppose you were Chuang-tsu.... Ah, but I repeat myself.
"I found a prophet on the landing this morning."
"Are you sure?"
"Pretty sure. It scuttled under the baseboard as soon as it saw me."
"What did it look like?"
"Wild-eyed and wild-haired, jittery movements. Like it had seen too much and could no longer find solace in the world as it is."
"Uff. We'll have to get someone to come around and spray."
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"Pepperridge Farm Remembers" commercials but the slogan is "Every Bird Remembers" and the whole commercial is just footage of various carnivorous theropods absolutely destroying small mammals, then at the end we zoom in on like a sleeping finch on a twig.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And emptied the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire bottle of peppermint extract and passed out on the floor
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The Comet and the Fireball
Image Credit & Copyright: Cory Poole
If you love someone, set them... no, that's not right.
If you love someone, feed them tacos.
Incense sticks that make you grow scaly tails the longer you burn them.
You're pretty sure you put that one out a while ago, but it looks like your tail is another foot longer now. Oh well, you can go make sure it's out later.
We out. Little Drummer Boy wins.
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log4j is the official modding api for minecraft now
Take heed and bear witness to the chicken sandwiches contained herein, for they are the last legacy of the Horad- damnit someone ate them.
shrimp -postin'
FOR THOSE WHO REMEMBER
(For those who almost didn't forget it but then they did)
COMES A MOVIE THAT WILL MAKE YOU AFRAID OF KRILL (and some other stuff we guess, krill isn't really very exciting)
LEGACY OF THE FINAL EPIC PRAWN WARS
disturbing victorian-era christmas image, santa taking away unwilling child
Oh hey so I found the image the ornament came from.
Suddenly remembering an ornament my folks put on the Christmas tree every year that featured Santa stuffing a kid into a sack. It scared the willies out of me when I was younger and I'd move it toward the back of the tree so I didn't have to see it.
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"I'll slip into something more comfortable"
*goes back to bed*
If I get one more email asking me to donate to an organization for Giving Tuesday I'm going to delete all my email accounts.
Yes, they're charitable causes, but I need to not be receiving all these vaguely guilt-trippy emails. D:
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ophiarchy (n)
rule by snakes
He spoke not a word, but went straight to the table,
Ate all the squash soup; then threw away the ladle,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He snorted an entire can of cranberry sauce and fell backwards onto the couch.
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Fun fact: Corgis are actually the remnants of an old space program. The unused leg length for each dog is conserved for the next generation.
The goal was to then crossbreed them with a manned wolf, releasing all the many generations of stored leg length at once to produce a dog that could simply stand up to reach the Moon.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
