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Henlo frens-- A dear friend of mine needs your help!

Her name is Natasha; she's disabled and trans, living in the DC area. She lost her job shortly after the car wreck that took the regular use of her legs from her. But good news!! It sounds like she's about to be extended a job offer that should get her financially stable again! She's way short on rent this month though and could really use some help!

gofundme.com/disabled-but-not-

Boosts are very much appreciated ♥️

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Make sure to rub and massage your avian friends’ wing muscles and scritch around the nape of the neck area
It’s always good to be aware of such little differences between species ^.^ it’s always delightful to surprise said friends in such ways!!
Re: neck area, most avian sorts can preen pretty much anywhere but there so its always appreciated n.n

femme chest-based realizations (+) 

HAHAHAHA I HAVE BOOBIES THEY'RE REAL THEY'RE ACTUALLY HERE ON MY BODY I GREW THEM MYSELF BIOLOGY YOU'RE A WONDERFUL MONSTER

.... Sorry. That happens like, once a day or so.

Just told my old City of Heroes roleplaying group that I just can't make their weekly roll20 RP sessions anymore, our schedules stopped lining up. They all stay up late and I have to go to bed even earlier now.

Feels bad man.

I guess that really should have been "honorifics misused", but fortunately they stopped.

pronouns misused 

Bluhhhh please no more "sir"s on the phones today

housing, anxieties (~+) 

Lease signed. Don't need to worry about housing for a year. Amazing how all my old instincts developed in poorer times leap up and trigger anxiety about "You're gonna be homeless!" when really, I wouldn't be, even at the worst. Still hard to shut them up.

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MtG, Color, Philosophy, Nerdery, Discourse 

Green: *Meditates peacefully in a clearing in the forest*

Black: *Staggers into the clearing, covered in moss* "GREEN, WHAT THE FUCK!"

Green: *Continues meditating, gives no sign of awareness of Blacks presence*

Black, slowly limping closer, the moss growing and covering their body: "There was mold on my zombies, Green! I worked hard to raise those zombies. I had to make sacrifices. And then you just go and grow mold all over them, take them to pieces!"

Green: *Still Meditating*

Black: "What is wrong with you? Don't you have any respect for other peoples hard work? For their struggle? You think your bugs and your weeds give you license to do whatever you want?"

Green: *Still Meditating*

Black: *Pulls out really evil looking dagger with one hand while other arm breaks off, completely covered in mold* "You never let me have anything! Everything I try and make, you destroy! My mines collapse, my slaves escape into the forest, you grow mold on my zombies."

Green: *Still Meditating*

Black, almost completely covered in mold, beside their face and the hand with the dagger: "Why can't you just let me win for once! Let me have my dark empire, my grand castles, my legion of zombies? " *tries to jump at and stab Green, but their feet are bound to the ground with moss. They collapse, just short of being able to reach Green, as the moss consumes their hand and their weapon.

Green: *Still Meditating*

Black, choking out a few last words as the moss covers their face: "Mold on my zombies. You motherfucker."

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th' genders (?) 

For all that I call myself nonbinary, it sure comes easily to me to call myself a transgirl.

This is too early to be awake. Fuck you, work.

14 hours between Dawn and Dusk today, by the way. It's a pretty nice day here in Seattle. n..n

contains one floating mountain 

We all picturesque up ins.

Laid out on the deck in the sun and read a bit and now I feel a little better about things.

Work still sucks though.

work (-) 

I need like two weeks off from work, only that can't really happen anymore because we're back down to two people. I guess in a few weeks there's BLFC, that should help.

Work sucks and I'm really not looking forward to tomorrow. Day 1 of only two people, and also the start of the day happens at 6:30am.

Fascinating. I have a wedding to attend in August.

... I have no idea what I'm going to wear to that. Probably one of my best dresses I guess?

The George 

Saint George's day is Monday. That shithole.

No really, he was super awful to Dragons and would never ever gently the kobolds, even when they protested.

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