Vera "Not A Werewolf" Lycaon @Thaminga@awoo.space

@typhlosion basically:

* lead singer of black dresses wrote a song about her experiences with child sexual abuse

* song blew up on tiktok, teenagers make horny lipsync videos in cosplay and all that

* these same teenagers then cancelled the band over the lyrics and the lead singer posting about sex on instagram now that she's all of a sudden got a bunch of minors following her (which is already extremely ???)

* lead singer very understandably says she hasn't got time nor energy to comb through 4,000 individual people to block every individual minor especially when many of them lie about their age anyway

* teens double down, lead singer goes "fuck it", posts that the band is done with, deletes her twitter and privates her instagram

it's a goddamn shitshow

@irisjaycomics giving teenagers social media access was a fucking mistake

@JoeyBuckaroo *"terrifying wolfwoman" rather, but you get what I mean

@JoeyBuckaroo There's a reason I summarize my gender as "terrifying" wolfwoman, personally. <3 I'm glad you've found a term that works to encapsulate everything at once too!

@irisjaycomics ye best start believin' in werewolves, Miss Turner. you're about to become one

@typhlosion ah yes, french

@lesbianhacker Wouldn't know about other people, but personally I've literally caught myself saying the words "don't steal focus, asshole" out loud when this sort of thing happens.

@heytanuki@snouts.online can't wait for twitter to just permanently set itself to some language I don't speak nor have any hopes of passively understanding so I can finally be free of that hellsite

it's already randomly set itself to german on my end before, come on birdhell, hit me with that arabic or some shit

one day I'll have more than four and a half hours of sleep in a row again

today is, apparently, not that day

@argylewerewolf@snouts.online shit, I'm rooting for you!

@jk do you have any linden trees in your neighborhood at all, those are known to smell like... ejaculate, to put it lightly

imagine if Twitter actually offered features to improve the safety of using that site like disabling quote tweets or giving people the ability to keep minors from following their accounts

instead of y'know, adding a totally useless feature and taunting people with it

@Leucrotta To be fair, "kinda good at everything" describes a lot of wild animalls that aren't super specialized to particular niches, humans included. But yeah, I see what you mean - I'd figure especially the folks who tamed the ancestors of modern day dogs probably *did* have a use for a companion that could do at least a little of everything, and modern dog breeds didn't really come about until the Chalcolithic or so at the earliest.

forgot to open my window while making stew and now my kitchen is a sauna, what's good

@Leucrotta You'd think they'd want the opposite, really.

me: CWs a post with "selfies"
also me: posts only one selfie