Vera "Not A Werewolf" Lycaon @Thaminga@awoo.space

@marxupial@snouts.online constantly

@irisjaycomics oh boy this already sounds terrible

@Kyresti True, true.

Not to mention pesky official doctors questioning how you heal so fast and informing the authorities something's up.

wait if you're a werewolf do you go to a vet or a doctor, or does it depend on what time of the month it is

asking for a friend

@kd@yiff.life ???????

@IceWolf Pretty much, yes.

@kobi_lacroix@snouts.online Mister Wolfman
Give me a bite
Make me so monstrous
They'll say "holy shite"
Give fangs that rend
Through raw flesh like butter
And claws within which my prey will sputter

@dzuk looking at this and immediately had this playing in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_pHVSsRV4w

@IceWolf @Leucrotta @kelseyhusky Awroooooooo~

@AzureHusky I'll have you know I started singing this in my bed like less than half an hour after waking up

@JoeyBuckaroo That's some The Wizard-ass shit right there, like

Imagine being the world champion for that long and then some random-ass kid no one heard of comes along and shows your ass up

@IceWolf Everyone has it - many people, particularly women(? I honestly don't know how common it is among trans guys or AFAB NB folks) just shave it off regularly.

@kobi_lacroix@snouts.online Leggy, short fur, kinda jackalish

... actually I kinda look the part with the simplified markings and all but I suppose I've got a little too much fluff for that