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@mkosler

I've learned that a big cup of ice water set upon my legs by the knees and then also between my thighs can cool me enough to make it all tolerable.

I just haven't made the cup yet

Works very well at cooling my interior

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

How is it not like the others??

I'll take one of those and one of those and, ooh, some of that, too

It's 89.2F/31.78C inside my living room at my desk.

It was 104F outside

I need better air conditioning if I'm going to survive the summer

Lewd reply 

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

I like poly dicks... girldicks

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

It's all good.

Just know I would so gladly have a place that caters to this activity

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

I truly have no idea.

Maybe there are and they just don't advertise like men do because, you know, it'd get weird

Gay thoughts - lewd reply 

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

They have gay bathhouses for men

I want to make a happy lesbian bathhouse for women

Wow, I'm gonna take this dream to bed with me tonight

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

Well, what do I get for ten dollars?"

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

I've encrypted my secret decryption key with my encryption program... ah, crap

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

I know tons of trans people but few who will dance.

Shame that. Dancing is fun!

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