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@Mycroft

A cooking scale is actually a great thing to have for accurate recipes.

Personally, I like the barest hint of variation or chance that my eyeballing of ingredients gives me. After years of cooking, I'm nearly as accurate as a scale and I can choose to give my recipe more or less of an ingredient.

kink/lewd 

@Mycroft

Now aren't you glad you did?

😉 AWOO!

@thefishcrow

I would love that! Finished my pizza about 20 minutes ago and could use some coffee now

because, ya know...

I fuckin' love coffee!

sex toys in one photo in link 

@vahnj

Aren't the sex toys kinda small?

@scanlime@mastodon.social

Well, I know you have plenty of queer tech-loving followers... including my GF and me.

You're cool.

Existential, death 

@Trev

I think about it sometimes.

Sucks.

lewd but horrifying 

@cnc@cybre.space

I... yeah, that doesn't exactly make it better

I have an odd dad, too

lewd 

@cnc@cybre.space

So, when you said "lewd" you really meant "lewd but horrifying"

I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Your ruse... your cunning attempt to trick me.

@cnc@cybre.space

lbh fubhyq frrx bhg gbhture evqqyrf

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