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My daughter and I are being dorks. We are sitting here and throwing a soy-sauce packet back and forth at each other in an attempt to land it in a weird spot.

So dumb and so fun

I wish my friends were your friends. They legit forget I'm trans and we just talk.

Please help my GF @raccoon find a job. This post has a link to her linkedin profile

awoo.space/@raccoon/1507235

She's a smart nerd and needs good work to keep her supplied with quality food (trash)

hi friends. remember to take care of yourself today as best you can <3

i know it's hard. i'm struggling today with it too. we can do this

It's time to do some resume circulating, boosting, and hunting for recommendations

@raccoon needs a job

Just spent the last 4 hours and 50 minutes watching the director's cut of Until The End of The World. Haven't seen the movie in years, and not sure I've ever seen the long version.

That's a lot of movie.

Was scrolling through the cable guide and my daughter saw the words "Fist of Fury" and she read it as "Fist a Furry"

Being a parent is so goofy.

Hey y'all. I know it's been a few days. I've been busy with some things.

I'm taking commissions right now. In general, I'll draw any request, but for now I'm advertising profile images. I'm asking $25, and I can style it however you'd like.

I posted this on BIrdsite and Crumblr, and Kit suggested I post here. I was nervous about the self promotion, but at this point, after this month, I'll have no money to support myself. If you could please, please Boost this post, I'd appreciate even that.

People often say my nick seems familiar and they wonder if they know me from somewhere. Some are convinced they knew me.

They're always wrong.

Kinda wish someone would be right someday.

So not thrilled.

Had a case of the cheap ramen in the pantry. Kinda forgot about it.

The roaches didn't.

At least 4 of the ramen cups had similar holes right through the plastic wrap. The cups were completely empty. Talk about a feast!

awoo.space/media/odQ_vKZZjA2lU

Don't forget cheeseburgers

Cheeseburgers need love, too!
🧀 🍔

My fingers smell like Worcestershire sauce

Ask me why

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