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Even worse than the feel was the smell that came a moment later

TFW you reach into the cabinet for a pot to cook with and don't immediately notice that squishy feeling in your hand until you look down and see that you have squashed a roach against the handle of the pot and there is now roach goo in your palm

Guess it's time to spray

Weird Shit Parents Think 

My daughter was washing dishes and suddenly exclaimed

"AAAARRGGHHH!!"

"What's wrong?" I ask

"It's just so hard to get off!"

😐

thought: you don't know the half of it, kid

Can we talk about this Dany/female Drogo cosplay? I... I might need a minute.

(Cred: Vera Bambi) awoo.space/media/wf1y0xzH50EDq

BTW, Austin wasn't harmed by Hurricane Harvey.

Houston does not like their swimming pool

Please consider helping them out and see this previous post of mine for donation links

awoo.space/@ThatDamnCat/191967

I live in Texas. This is my city and this is my 1000-foot-long (304M) spring-fed swimming pool.

Gosh... so hard to live here. 😉

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@daggertooth@monsterpit.net

Acceptable:

Hᴏᴍᴇ Lᴏᴄᴀʟ Fᴇᴅᴇʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ

cats orcs orcs
orcs cats orcs
cats orcs cats
cats orcs orcs
cats cats orcs
orcs cats cats
cats orcs orcs

@ThatDamnCat @daggertooth@monsterpit.net it's acceptable in orctober if the cats and orcs are together. Yes

Those who have Sirius/Xm radio also know that they are encouraging people to donate to those who suffered the flooding from Hurricane
Harvey

The need will be strong for a long time

Please help victims in Texas if you can

See my previous boost for links

awoo.space/@ThatDamnCat/191967

- We never use Twitter's logo in branding or illustrations. Fluffy elephant sitting on the bird is a photoshop in bad taste. We are competing with centralization, not one single specific company
- For that matter, I would never use graphics that are that low res

I also really don't use Twitter that much. I actually see 0 reason to use a Twitter account for Mastodon. However, there is one "official" one, and it is: twitter.com/MastodonProject

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Someone brought to my attention that there is a Twitter account impersonating the Mastodon project. This is a fake account: twitter.com/MastodonTM

- We don't do the business of selling blue or green checkmarks
- We don't have "office hours"
- We don't collect donations on behalf of disasters (unless you consider me a disaster)
- I would know how to spell Houston for god's sake

I really dislike being sick

please take away my cold

tex-mex: a fusion of US and mexican cuisine

tex-mechs: giant texan robots

Boost this if your desk is slowly being consumed by a pile of empty and mostly-empty pill bottles.

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