Therian @Therian@awoo.space

I bought men leggings and let me tell you, gentlemen you have been missing out.

If I don’t cure this goddam SIBO I will always suck at jiu jitsu. I can drill and study as much as I want, but if I lose all energy mid training because I’m out of breath or someone puts too much stomach pressure on or my joints hurt too bad I won’t get anywhere. I need to stop making excuses and try and eat an incredibly strict diet until it’s gone.

@taki I MEAN

@ShugoWah That new single: Freshavacadies

“I’m really into vinyl”

“Oh cool! What are your favorite records?”

“Oh, oh no...”

@Rybark Drones 2: Electric Boogaloo

Sharing a cold one with the boys on a Friday night

‪I bought Apple Airpods. I mostly like them because everyone who wears them looks like they’re wearing beautiful lady earrings. ‬

@Rybark @edgedestroys I believe this calls for an infinite pasta pass from the Dierden family of restaurants

There’s a vape shop I’ve seen billboards for called “Grape Vape” and their mascot is just Grape Ape from Hanna Barberra (except now he vapes)

I kinda wonder just how many other vape shops have gotten away with that. Like, is there a place called Captain Vapeman?

@Badkittyamy @angrboda It’s fine now. Why?

@taki Rests and breasts

WHY. AM. I. SO. DAMN. SWEATY.

Seriously, I wish I didn’t sweat to much. From what I read online you can reduce sweating by ingesting less caffeine, but honestly I’d kinda precious the botulism in the face.

@tahajin This was so well done. Thank so much for putting this together hun.

@Swatcher Casual Friday means they unlock the chastity belt