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what do you call someone who's attracted to floppy drives 

A:/sexual

@oceangrunge@witches.town It's a sobering thought that simple me would be a far better president.

English pun humor 

Spanish magician: “I will disappear on the count of three. Ready?.. Uno, Dos” *poof*... and just like that he vanished without a Tres.

Wolfie panick that never happened before 

I came home for lunch today to find only one of my two wolfies greeting me at the door. Only one? That had never happened.

She was excited at my return as usual, but where the heck was her brother!? I had panicked thoughts of him lying dead, choked to death on some damn thing that I forgot to put away, all the while his sister followed me still excited and Awooing as she does.

And...there he was, waaay absorbed into chewing a rawhide on my bed. Whew.

@Firstaide indeed, and it isn't helping that I accidentally ate onions after requesting no onions. They make me feel weird. 😞

Does anyone else here play Armello? 

If so, friend me on Steam (ThorGoLucky). I'm in the Pacific (GMT-8) time zone.

armello.com a digital board game where players vie to usurp the king at the center of the map. Turn based. Simple probability-based dice rolling. Rounds are 45min to 90min long. There are always four players, whether hman or AI. Every dawn, the king loses a health, so he becomes more vulnerable as the time goes on.

@Ashoka unless being weird crosses over to being creepy.

I'm still enjoing Far Cry Primal on my 4th play through. Survivor mode is highly recommended; othwerwise you're way overpowered, especially with an Owl companion that can drop multiple bombs in a single flight!

FLUFFY!!!*

*Sometimes it just needs to be said.

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