Show newer

@Momentrabbit
I have altered the food pyramid.

Pray I do not alter it further.

"My waffle is insufficiently toasted, Lord Vader."

"What if it could be turned to the dark side?"

"Yes... It would make a most powerful part of this complete breakfast."

"It will join a bowl of cereal, a glass of juice and a ramekin of fruit, or die."

If a moment of paradise can seem to last forever, so then can a moment of deep pain & trauma.

@literorrery I heard about it off hellbird site. I'm hoping that it's not really a thing and is just rumors more than anything, but well, knowing people, I'm sure at least some of it isn't.

So I'm hearing it's a thing for some established artists to start telegram groups inviting in new artists, and then mock them. I'm sure some such groups are genuine, but for those that aren't, I just want to say to them -- "What's wrong with you???"

"Fight me," the knight called.
"No," the dragon yawned.
"You must!"
"No."
"But it is your purpose!"
"In your story, not mine. Tell another."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

To quote a good friend, Flailmorpho, "funny that libertarians say "you shouldn't steal the money someone earned" to defend billionaires, but they don't say it to defend the billions of people who have their money stolen by billionaires"

There are so many people in my life that keep me grounded and help me explore new concepts and myself, and I love that they are a part of this life.

Trans issues; coming to terms with facial hair 

@anthracite Thank ewe! You're a nice dragon

Trans issues; coming to terms with facial hair 

@anthracite We'll see if I can develop any kind of income. Going to be stepping up doing hypnosis tracks for Otherkin, at least.

Trans issues; coming to terms with facial hair 

@literorrery That's about where I'm at.

Trans issues; coming to terms with facial hair 

Uh, *those that most love me love me...

Show thread

Trans issues; coming to terms with facial hair 

What if I just don't pay for laser? Just... keep going as a lady that has a 5 o'clock shadow a lot.

I'm tired of having to catch up with beauty standards over things I don't care about much anyways. Those I must love love me as I am now, why do I need to keep pushing myself to some arbitrary standard?

Kinkposting 

Just tell me those four words. Those four special words that I long to hear.

Those four words that would make my heart race.

Those four words that mean everything to me.

"You're my chew toy."

@thefishcrow I"d love if Ivy was connected to you as a neopet. Just open me up and pet me digitally and I'll feel comfort doing whatever I'm doing.

Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!