Voksa @VoxSomniator@awoo.space

I'm gonna start saying "alchemized food" instead of "processed food" who's with me

@Gaypow pupil pong

Making up speculative biology things with friends for a high-energy thermite hellplanet and someone just said "like if a whale was a jet powered artillery shell"

What do you call an axolotl that keeps eating between meals

a snacks-a-lotl

I just realized, the awoo.space boost button could be changed to say "boop" and it'd be perfectly on-theme

"boop this toot" sounds like you're patting an elephant's nose

Stayed up until 6 AM last night oops

I felt bad until I realized it's really only two hours behind when I normally go to sleep anyway. I'm not sure whether I should feel better or worse about that.

I'm gonna play factorio (singleplayer) with the goal of doing everything in the jankiest way I can conceive

A train crosswalk, for example: Rather than using gate sensors and electronic rail signals to stop the train in a sensible way, I'll rig up robotic arms that steal the fuel from the engine whenever a player passes by so it stalls before hitting them.

Any time someone says something is foolproof I stand up and intently proclaim "then I must be a better fool"

@vahnj [stands at podium, eating burrito and horrifying onlookers]

@vahnj Fortunately, collapsed burritos are still totally edible, I brought a fork in anticipation of this

@vahnj Heck that's sadder

Three-word sad stories:

Burrito structural failure

I joined a factorio server with some friends

I'm super bad at factorio until it comes time to make weapon factories, then I'm mysteriously very good

Reactor shielding too heavy? Keep your crew non-radioactive with space age rope technology! https://awoo.space/media/-fz6EAkcmgXsnMeW9d8

I need to think of names for spaceship air freshener scents

They'll go on cardboard cutouts, like those car air freshener trees, but they're shaped like stars and I'm not exactly sure what you're supposed to hang them from

For the longest time I misread "crytyping" and "cryptyping" and assumed people were encoding secret messages in their posts