Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺 @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space

Good morning.

Good morning.

Imagine Gandalf but a Woman, and in the one specific scene at the bridge, she says: "You shall pass!".

Good morning everyone! Have a sweet and wonderfully safe day today! Stay cool! 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🏳‍🌈🤟🏻

Good morning everyone! I hope that today is safe, you stay comfortable, and that everything goes okay. You are important, please do take care of yourself. 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🏳‍🌈🤟🏻

Sonic grew up with dial-up and AOL keyword search.

Definitely hurt my wrist somehow while sleeping overnight.

Good morning everyone! I hope your day is safe and sweet today! 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🏳‍🌈🤟🏻

Good morning everyone! I hope that today goes well for you and goes fine. 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🏳‍🌈🤟🏻

Contractor: And this is the vault where you can store all your bags of monies.

Dracula: No vault, this is too obvious.

Contractor: ... You can hide them in the candles, nobody will ever think to look there for bags of monies. Also we got the shipment of living candles in...

What does Simon do with all the bags of monies that he finds in the castle? Why did Dracula hide all of his bags of monies in candle fixtures? What is the healthy heart rate and blood pressure of the candles in the castle? Why are the candles living in the first place?

I like whenever it rains, it just cleans everything up and cools everything down.

Good morning everyone! Have a safe day today! 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🏳‍🌈

In and around 2 weeks my age counter will be incremented by one, although this time I have candles and a birthday cake.

So the DNA kit arrives tomorrow, of course there will still be a few weeks for it to get processed. But have been dwelling on it. No idea what to expect from it.

Had a weird dream I was in 1940s Pittsburgh with some others and we were trying to get back to our time by collecting enough energy for a time jump. We managed to get an apartment to stay for awhile but was kinda thinking on how to get back since we are not supposed to be there.

We tried to capture lightning bolts using satellite dishes to do this, but whenever we tried a time police drone would materialize and start attacking with what felt like needles going into you and stunning you. So we had to kind of search for an underground time travel group.

Naturally if you start saying you are a time traveler then people will think you are weird but we still had some modern technology on us. Only matter was finding the group itself and if they would help us. Luckily for us, one was watching us as we were being attacked.

Obviously since the knowledge we were using was not expected from that given time and we managed to build stuff using it. Were told that it would be impossible to go back since we would radiate particles that could be seen in other times, very easily detected.

So we basically had to wait for the time travel effect to wear off before trying anything, however the drones would amplify the effect since in order to time travel to the past you need to collect a number of these particles in order to make the jump.

Good morning everyone! Have a safe and sweet day today! 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🏳‍🌈🤟🏻

Note that none of them have the check engine light on, the ones that did got the bulbs removed! Since we are so nice, we will give you the option of replacing the Cassette Deck with an 8-Track CD Player, fancy! Note that the door may be a different color, this is called style!

Congratulations everyone, everyone who voted is getting a 1996 Ford Taurus! Your car will be mailed to you once USPS offers Flat Rate shipping boxes that can fit cars (we have to save on shipping these things)!

(Totaled votes here and on Twitter the order is: Sedan, City, Scooter, Espresso Machine)

Wrote a bunch of compilers, virtual machines, and reverse engineered software but yet I have Impostor Syndrome.