Abe E Seedy @abe_e_seedy@awoo.space

You had me right up to the last word

Apparently the only thing more chill than going to a Sales Conference is going to one when you're not actually on the sales team. I did my 5 minute presentation, had zero questions, and now I'm completely at leisure and it's only 3pm.

Time to enjoy my hotel room and explore this cool town before free dinner I guess!

Check out this historical Wonky House

@angrboda yo all the stuff you did last night is extremely good, FYI

My company sponsored a "research hive" in a local University, apparently.

No word on if you are advised not to bring weapons

Spending the day pretending to be a legitimate business guy, in a fancy hotel literally right next to a castle

Whenever there's a big Topic on birdsite going around that I have Feelings about, I think there's about an 80% chance I'll successfully go "you know what, I don't think this needs my voice", and a 20% chance of

"the real issue here is something that no one is talking about. In this thread [1/72]"

@fineursine I played the starter module after listening to it, and I agree - it was really interesting to see what they changed and what they kept

"We see that you're thinking of hanging something up. Have you considered [Your Own Mortality]?"

Shout out to Glitch Mob for the track listing of their latest album sounding like a romantic dragon TF via merging

Finally submitted expenses claims from the last two work trips, looking forward to getting that £1k back, dang

Ha, and then after a quick detour to a highly ironic "There Is No Depression In New Zealand" is a song repeating "I've Got No Expectations", by the New Reptiles, reminding me of the other impact my standing still has. I need to get on my shit.

Woof, was not expecting the massive pang of guilt from hearing the lyric "please don't go, I love you so, I'll eat you up I love you so".

I always hear that in my mother's voice, given how fond she was of Where The Wild Things Are. For as much as I consistently refuse to go Home Again, I really need to reckon with the fact that it's not just me that pays the cost of that decision.

Especially seeing as Mother's Day is this weekend, and I haven't called home in weeks

Safely landed back at Heathrow, now performing the eternal wait for luggage

Kicking it at the nice hotel now that the week's work in India is wrapped up

Genuine photo from the carpark of the office here in India

In India! On a business trip for a week, where I get to pretend I'm big and important

@angrboda stomp stomp stomp

Hmm

At a video game expo, paging @Fuego