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Finally submitted expenses claims from the last two work trips, looking forward to getting that £1k back, dang

Further lyrics/melancholy 

Ha, and then after a quick detour to a highly ironic "There Is No Depression In New Zealand" is a song repeating "I've Got No Expectations", by the New Reptiles, reminding me of the other impact my standing still has. I need to get on my shit.

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Lyrics/melancholy 

Woof, was not expecting the massive pang of guilt from hearing the lyric "please don't go, I love you so, I'll eat you up I love you so".

I always hear that in my mother's voice, given how fond she was of Where The Wild Things Are. For as much as I consistently refuse to go Home Again, I really need to reckon with the fact that it's not just me that pays the cost of that decision.

Especially seeing as Mother's Day is this weekend, and I haven't called home in weeks

Safely landed back at Heathrow, now performing the eternal wait for luggage

Kicking it at the nice hotel now that the week's work in India is wrapped up

Genuine photo from the carpark of the office here in India

In India! On a business trip for a week, where I get to pretend I'm big and important

Me: For this next story of the Easter-based trifecta I'm working on, I want to try doing something a bit darker and more intense, with a tentacle monster in a cave corrupting someone over time

Also me: Okay, but what if as well as an unknowable eldritch creature he's also an affectionate dofus monster boyfriend tho??

Just had a week's vacation approved, AND been told that the job title change I've had recently is in fact a promotion, which comes with a 10% raise, effective at the beginning of April.

Safe to say, this is a good day

I am incredibly good at the board game of "being in a relationship" you guys (all of those markers being on the same side of the arrows mean me and my partner were very in sync)

Also, while I'm on my photo kick - a weirdly intimidating, yet also specific, door at the back of a block of shops in Buffalo

Also, while I'm posting pictures - Toronto was cold y'all, but their tower is still neat

At Heathrow airport, getting set to fly out for a rad weekend at followed by a chill week hanging with Ang and Terry. It's going to be really nice!

Porn talk! Thread over, sorry for the spam! 

(disclaimer - this doesn't mean you should talk about porn to people who haven't expressed an interest in doing so. More that responding to "let's discuss good practices is porn" with "nuh-uh, don't police my bedroom!" is missing the point). Thanks for reading!
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Porn talk! Sorry if you follow me on other social media and are seeing this twice! 

So yeah, don't be afraid of people thinking and talking about porn, making it smarter and better! Better porn leads to better sex, as well as helping people get to the point where they can have the kind of sex they want, even just by presenting that as a a reasonable option
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