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DM:"ok Gronk, your Southern belle secretary is being sexually harassed. what do you do"
Gronk: "well, Gronk is a very aggressive orc, so his response to have his belle punch the man"
DM: "okay, let's roll for etiquette for Gronk"
Gronk: *rolls a 1*
DM: "Gronk feels that this is totally a correct move and his belle slugs the man in the face. Roll damage"

*5 minutes later, an office brawl starts and the police are called*

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If anyone sends you a Google Docs thing today: don't click it. There's a big fraudulent phishing wave going on - they're actually getting permission to do stuff like read your email and access all your contacts.

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You need to accept this 

The ACLU will defend bigotry as free speech and they're instrumental in protecting marginalized folks

People like Thiel and the Kushners are funding businesses like Paypal and Patreon, and many marginalized folks need those platforms to survive

Many people and personalities positioned and who desire to help you are problematic

This is part of what's normal now and if you can afford to ignore it, you have a heck of a lot of privilege

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Some people's mere existence is political because of prejudice… so when folks say "people should leave politics at the door" they mean "get out" And it is morbidly interesting how most of the people who say this look alike.

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Maybe I should start an instance
*realizes that this would require sustained attention on one particular thing over an extended period of time*
uh
*and also constant communication with people where it's on you if you don't respond in a timely manner*
uuh
*and then something would break down and you'd have to both fix the thing and explain it politely to your friends and users*
uuuh
*and then you'd be an authority, and thus held accountable*
mahn
good work, admins who manage to deal 🍍

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Some librarian once catalogued an apple cake, complete with recipe. It made its way into WorldCat in 1974 and is still up! oclc.org/blog/main/the-legenda

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Try watching the first episode titled "bob dylan meets dave"

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@wilkie seriously though I am in awe how this two floppy intro says more than all of mass effect andromeda.

@wilkie and the wayyyyy too fast blinking! It's definitely art! (:

@wilkie BEAUTIFUL. But secretly I'm more than pleased that there's another sci-fi game with weird twitchy eyes as a feature

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remember, if your cat has stripes, it's your responsibility to pet them regularly. otherwise they'll fall off.

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I am very much in favour of services like Patreon or similar crowdfunding since they free creators up from work-for-hire and allow them to work as their muse dictates rather than altering their work to their audience/market. That can have amazing results, and I'd love to see that sort of thing become even more prevalent.

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Bad idea of the day:

A noir novel whose narrator speaks in a cant derived entirely or almost entirely from profanity (an english equivalent of the russian 'mat').

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