Andreas. @antifuchs@awoo.space

UNIVERSAL LAW
for every pun, there's a worse, less funny pun made out of the leftover parts of the original words

for example:
good pun: @theoutrider's "tsunder"
leftover pun: "tindere"

https://mastodon.social/media/mKPgHVHdRPD-2bU_R4w

https://ipfs.io/ipfs/Qmb4jDpK4Z32N47RVFLtnvBAn7Eu5Xoh9jSrErB85FTcWz/larrybird.jpg

Seemingly powerless person
Stock transformation sequence into a sexier version with enhanced power
Animal mascot
Fights monsters but ultimately is about friends and solving relationship problems

He-Man is a Magical Girl.

making sql queries the user interface to anything is a crime against humanity

Just uploaded new linux/mac packages to https://github.com/diracdeltas/signal-muon/releases (my standalone Chrome-less version of Signal Desktop). If you plan to use this as your desktop Signal client, I recommend building from source and updating via git pull since the app has no auto-updating yet.

When I was public on twitter I took to using the term "jawascript" to avoid all the boosts and argumentative nerds from jumping on me when I complain about Javascript

Dunno why I'm remembering this but I'm still pretty proud of coining that

*thinks*

a kobold magic user wearing their familiar pseudo dragon like a sexy fashion piece

The new meme is being nice to random people on the timeline spread the word

"We're not cowards, were koBOLDs! Let's do this!!"

@vahnj this shitty half-pun has been in my head for hours.

a moist owlette https://mastodon.social/media/8uE2wgt0ppac7CYyVqM