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You bring out the gay in me

🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🍍 🥑 🍬

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in a sense, we are all gay
we are part of this gay universe

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this just in 

Minecraft is good

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unoriginal joke 

thinking about using regex to parse dice rolls so now i have two problems

Really I can't believe my pets don't just kill me the first time they smell bacon and eggs.

Vincent Kartheiser looks so good in long-sleeve tees on the TV show Angel that when I wear them now, it feels like straight-up fanboy-ing.

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Stay tuned for my next thinkpiece, Why Millennials Are Refusing To Have Grown Up In The 70s and 80s Like Me

I don't brag about it much but Shatner also did not find me.

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i ate the plums
that you were saving
i'm really sorry
they taste amazing
-- BURMA SHAVE

Wow, the new Skype for iOS is terrible. Microsoft seems to think that Skype is a social-media platform now. Some basic functionality is lost, and for some reason they want me to "heart" my calls and "follow" people.

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Please vote and boost, or don't, I'm not your boss: The Better Mastodon age poll strawpoll.me/13589055

abba 

> When you're gone
> How can I
> Even try
> To go on

> When you're gone
> Though I try
> How can I
> Carry on?

From now on, this is how I teach a-b-b-a rhyming. IT'S IN THE NAME, PEOPLE

a poem for the wasp in my office 

I missed
And you're pissed
🐉😡

IT'S BEEN (minor bodily injury, aging) 

three weeks since I jammed my index finger, and that thing's not getting better. Stupid old-people body.

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can i just say that i love the new mastodon icon

it resembles an elephant, a sleeping cat AND a clenched fist ready to take down the bourgeoisie

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