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Idea: a social network that *requires* at least 2000 character posts.
The discourse slowly becomes old school postal correspondence.
People start building up an erudite vocabulary, studying yellowed missives from the 18th century for ideas.
Every post begins with "To Whom It May Concern" and ends with "Your Eternal Friend" and a half dozen postscripts.

We could call it Snail Mail

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Toot if you love and support trans lesbians

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Oh, another tip for new Mastodon users. There is no global search, outside of users or hashtags. That means you can criticise and curse things using their true name without accidentally summoning a group of sealions.

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"Academic studies and countless anecdotes make it clear that being interrupted, talked over, shut down or penalized for speaking out is nearly a universal experience for women when they are outnumbered by men."

nytimes.com/2017/06/14/busines

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I know Old Farts of Awoo dot Space isn't a competition, but FYI I've got reading glasses in that overhead car compartment where your sunglasses go.

My sneezes must sound like sudden, explosive hissing to our cat Lyla, because they scare the living crap out of her.

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But let us not forget the original wonder woman, who produced the wonder of childbirth while she remained a virgin

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Thing I procrastinated now doesn't have to get done at all. H*ckin

~AWOOOOO~

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Covfefe.
*drags cigarette*
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Poured orange juice into my cereal again.

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*doorbell rings, announcing expected guests*
*looks straight at partner*
*extreme movie voice*

"We've got company."

Es ist schon 

EINE WOCHE HER, SEIT DU MICH ANGESCHAUT HAST

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ruin a first date with four words 

i ate your plums

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