Jessica @cat@awoo.space

this UI is going to age so poorly but I don’t give a single damn

OK I made a thing you can use https://is-this-a.github.io/ip/

GitHub, please, I’m begging you, add a widget to this page that lets you paste an IP and check if it’s within your IP ranges; I shouldn’t have to know CIDR notation (which the thing you link to doesn’t even support as input) to figure that out https://help.github.com/articles/about-github-s-ip-addresses/

craig federhigi knows what a meme is

Apple are you for real right now

I really enjoy catching apple dot com post-keynote but mid-cdn-update

FINALLY

THE TERMINATOR: do you accept Visa?
CASHIER: no, sorry, we’re cash or interac only
THE TERMINATOR: oh, is there an ATM nearby?
CASHIER: there’s one right outside, actually
THE TERMINATOR:

give the terminator your boots your jacket and your motorcycle don’t @ me

@noiob lol

is there a block list of every “we own no content posted!” account?

I should’ve ended this toot with “in this paper I will,” alas

Ludacris’ “Area Codes” is not only disrespectful, but given the number of people I know with polycule branches crossing continents, it’s not even ambitious

“libertarian threatening legal action against internet randos for dunking on him for being an idiot” is my favourite summary of libertarians

I do know I’m years late to this lol

it’s like, the opposite approach to say, Skyrim, where the whole world levels with you; you merely exist in its world and may eventually grow to overcome its challenges, but you’re not there yet, and that’s a fantastically motivating and interesting way to frame the whole game?

hey another thing breath of the wild does really well is making you feel well and truly under threat; there are enemies everywhere which will mess you up if you give them a chance, but stealth and patience pay off in a big way, and it feels really good

(oh, uh, I “solved the puzzle”)

yeah okay so maybe I'm not ready for that fight #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch