Jessica @cat@awoo.space

I think I need to migrate my website away from Jekyll, because it’s missing time zone support for posts, does anyone have any recommendations for static (read: not with mandatory client-side JS) blog generators, with Markdown support and which *don’t* discard time zone info?

I suspect the secret sauce of ultra-efficient React derivatives is someday going to be server-side rendering to HTML with a JS sidecar comprised of element-associated event handlers and partial render methods, and hopefully very little else

wireless headphones are really excellent right up until they shout their low battery warning at you like 33% louder than everything else you’re playing

VERY TIRED OF THESE KERNEL PANICS, APPLE

every stack overflow answer ever:

“you should do it like this

update 2012-05-16: this is deprecated btw”

nothing like spending three hours trying to set a default in an active record model to no avail

since when did this become hotter than this

so uh, does the Apple Sample code license basically say “if you use this whole sample unchanged you have to credit us, but otherwise you own it” or am I reading it completely wrong?

I have made it as far as “create a rudimentary iOS camera application,” so that’s promising

im sorry you have to control drag into AN OPEN EDITOR PANE? what

there seem to be two “selected” states for objects? what’s the difference? what do they mean? nothing else in the UI seems to change to indicate I’ve done something meaningful?

I HAVEN’T EVEN GOT TO WRITING A SINGLE LINE OF CODE YET I’M STUCK IN THE DAMN WYSIWYG EDITOR

your screenshot has a pair of “layout guides” and mine doesn’t? is “safe area” equivalent? how do I fu ck in g create a constraints entry

“set top, bottom, leading and trailing to 0” um, where? in what? there’s a picture of an “add new constraints?” how do you get here? it’s not a menu item I guess?

“drag a UIView to your view controller” I can’t find a UIView, is that just called a “View” now?

“control+drag that view onto ViewController.swift and create an IBOutlet” control-dragging just creates a blue line, but it doesn’t actually seem to be able to drop anywhere?

I feel like every time I try to build anything for iOS I fall at the very first fucking hurdle and it sucks

oh wow okay right I see, B612 got *sold*

we live in a aocisaryt

like, it used to have a “random filter” button which was the heart and soul of its utility, and now it just doesn’t, and most of the filters are in a subfolder?

instead it has …masks? I guess? and a slider which either bugs your eyes out or pinches your jaw in? what garbage

…wow remember when B612 was actually good and usable? What do the cool kids use for photos now?