Jessica @cat@awoo.space

if computers had been invented on the 2010s we wouldn’t have called it “bootstrapping” we’d have called it “don’t talk to my cpu until it’s had its coffee”

Bug report, concerning Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights for PSP;

If the system is put to sleep autosave will be disabled when it wakes, making it easy to accidentally cheat your way out of pink slip races having any actual consequences 😅

I’ll expect a patch next Monday, Juice Games

who called it “dynamic country club” and not “the dynamic linker”

.@tom ?????

blow your nose on a video call and zoom “helpfully” notes that you are muted and nobody can hear you

yeah thank’s

hoping whoever I presume I just turned intercalated lithium ions into scam coins for enjoys the contribution

also like, for Activity Monitor to be able to tell me which Safari tab is using 120% CPU so I can kill that specifically (or is the Safari GUI the culprit always? I can’t tell)

I’d really like some sort of super-bookmark extension, where tabs I leave open and don’t look at for a while get transparently archived to disk and added to a to-do list somewhere

PSA for baristas in north america: a “flat white” is between 140 and 175 mL (5-6 fl. oz, roughly) unless explicitly otherwise (wrongly) specified by the customer and as an Australian I will accept no substitutes

still being bitten intermittently by the north american tendency to hear “flat white” and put it in as “large latté” which where the hell did they get that cursed idea from

wow ok actually you can do it with a small git config change https://github.com/ticky/dotfiles/commit/a9c344998257957bec38b4f257fd22ae097d492c

Git fork whose only meaningful change is that the default branch name on `git init` is “develop”

is it possible for a pull request to get ratioed

who called it splatoon 2 octo expansion and not octopath traveller

IIRC the “supported” solution required editing something in the app bundle and thus couldn’t survive an application update

(the opposite of) fondly recalling the time I had to write myself an Alfred workflow to launch Charles with 4096 MB of JVM memory (16 times the default, IIRC) because I was working for a video streaming service and the default configuration would just crash within a few minutes

[Very Helvetica Ultra Compressed voice] Prosumer Coffee Machine Simulator 2019

detecting the birth region of an Australian by whether they pluralise “mate”

“The Fourth of July,” or as it’s known in Australia, “fucken Wednesday, mate”

the worst part is how engaging Juiced 2 is, despite its flaws. It’s one of the most fun racers on PSP when it wants to. Weirdly, it has the same bugs as the 360 version, so I’m guessing it’s literally the same engine powering it, which is impressive