Jessica @cat@awoo.space

(but no, she just tells you the current local time)

“When is 7pm central time” is *definitely* a query Siri should be able to answer

Hot take: 200cc Mario Kart is bad

hey is the banana pi zero any good? I can’t figure out if it’s a reasonable tiny computer with ethernet headers or just going to catch fire immediately

do you ever go on eBay and just make yourself sad

I really wish Twitter would ever like, deliver a feature in full

Twitter still doesn’t really treat threads as a first-class feature in its data model, which means threads remain a really difficult way to read tweets

update: the brides got croissants (just a little late)

I can’t believe our sakura wedding was so perfect, thank you Vancouver

@tom and for me it is now factual

Hi,

we got married

Girls are my wife constantly

@noiob Casio fx-9850/9860 series

pro tip: bring the brides croissants

@sophia@cybre.space thank you!!!

@iliana right???

@noiob I mean, potentially, but I suspect the challenge will be more in emulating it’s speed and graphics quirks than in interpreting the language!

splitting an iPhone into a MacBook charger and basking in the glow of the immense power being exchanged

Telegran is an encrypted chat client exclusively for grandmothers