Jessica @cat@awoo.space

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ever wondered what Bad Apple would look like on an e-ink display (sped up ten times so it’s actually in real-time)? uhhhhhhh well never mind here you go anyway https://youtu.be/KS8M_MV3Xhw

also there’s a new scene where Shepard introduces Garrus to the concept of yoghurt and he’s really freaked out by the whole idea

mass effect remastered: everything is exactly the same but the intro text explains how “biotic powers” exist because humans used antibiotics too much and the drug resistant super bacteria turned out to be friends after all

doctor, doctor, my tweets keep going viral this week, I think my twitter needs antibiotics

trying out Plato, a Rust-based replacement reader program, on my spare Kobo - it might be where I can borrow some parts for my own application to turn this Kobo into something more useful!

on the bright side I kind of missed this avatar so

@bunnyhero@octodon.social thank you

@bunnyhero@octodon.social oh wow! this thing is a fucking white-label device, even??? geez

oh hooray maybe an impersonation report will actually work

(twitter is not going to do anything about this account, is it - there isn’t even a report option for “this account is running a painfully obvious scam”)

twitter is a true ouroboros of fuck

of course in order for twitter to do anything about a report of someone copying your profile name and photo to scam your followers you have to upload fucking government ID

hey please go report @EdeneNoon@twitter.com for spam and also please do not click any of their links

hahahaha of course some fucko is trying to launch a scam off this, changing profile info for your own protection

“local mall bi‌tc‌oi‌n atm emblazoned with multiple types of fraud warning” is a powerfully 2018 æsthetic

the Canada Post app is not available in the Australian iTunes Store

ok sure

@noiob wow thank you for collapsing the quantum state of this post I was genuinely anxiously expecting you to tell me to delete myself from awoo

@noiob ok?