Jessica @cat@awoo.space

how much money do I have to throw at the Internet Engineering Task Force before they’ll delete this line from iCalendar standard

to the dude spending his day searching twitter for the word “trans” to be a fuckhead to people: what the fuck, get a life, you useless arsehole

[very woke cis woman comedian voice] ha ha what if there was a “manslator” which made your voice all deep so people would take you seriously

me, a trans woman: oh, er, trust me, that approach doesn’t work *at all*

which is definitely not confusing at all or anyting

I think my favourite thing about New Relic is they can't seem to decide if they should display everything in your profile's time zone, or in your browser's time zone, so it's both 2:07 pm and 7:07 am in different bits of my UI

hot take being trans isn’t an accusation you need to “defend” someone from p.s. sylveon is absolutely definitely trans and loving it

honestly just kind of puzzling at people feeling *this* selfie was cool to retweet, I guess because it’s merely a partial look at my untextured relative coordinate space?

like don’t get me wrong I’m less uncomfortable with this than retweeting my other selfies but still hmmmm

You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this joke; if not, write to the Free Software Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place - Suite 330, Boston, MA 02111-1307, USA.

the biggest problem with the touch bar is actually that it’s not available to you when you’re in clamshell mode

added the Octotune 2CD+Blu-ray special edition to Discogs because I’m a nerd

apple you cowards bring back the mighty mouse but with multitouch

good to know you can get a damn wide body kit for your magic mouse if you wanna

@noiob I’m… sorry‽!!

@tom soon

@tom Halide!

a very normal building

yeah it’s definitely a pretty game

I believe the camera uses some sort of algorithm to fill in the gaps (depth sensor resolution is less than photo resolution, so it interpolates) which results in some wonderfully glitchy stuff at edges of objects

I found an app which can extract just the depth map from portrait mode photos and honestly I kind of love the look of them when filtered