Jessica @cat@awoo.space

(twitter is not going to do anything about this account, is it - there isn’t even a report option for “this account is running a painfully obvious scam”)

twitter is a true ouroboros of fuck

of course in order for twitter to do anything about a report of someone copying your profile name and photo to scam your followers you have to upload fucking government ID

hey please go report @EdeneNoon@twitter.com for spam and also please do not click any of their links

hahahaha of course some fucko is trying to launch a scam off this, changing profile info for your own protection

“local mall bi‌tc‌oi‌n atm emblazoned with multiple types of fraud warning” is a powerfully 2018 æsthetic

the Canada Post app is not available in the Australian iTunes Store

ok sure

incredible insights! my followers are [checks notes] 1-8% more likely than the average twitter user to eat food!

wow I can’t believe only 53% of my followers, like, eat food

the plausible deniability of driver responsibility for messages like “please move to the rear of the bus” on Vancouver buses by using the same weird, shitty text to speech voice as next-stop notifications is really fascinating to me

ah, a refreshing can of dr beppis

that scene from Tron: Legacy where “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” echoes through the halls

computers are the absolute fucking worst holy shit

feels good 2 verify backups

“pcre” rhymes with “McCree”

Twitch plays vim

one possible reason JavaScript and other languages like it are becoming progressively more popular is that they’re less likely to rely on arcane build systems which will take a senior engineer two days to replicate on their system, like with C/C++ projects

Who is Dhave Config and why is he so prominent in these build scripts