Jessica @cat@awoo.space

additionally: never ever ever fucking call me, ever

to whoever is calling me from a silent number and then leaving a message of “hello?” in my voicemail: show your number or tell me who you are and why you’re calling, coward

ally: definitely lgbt
gay: not lgbt
lesbian: lgbt but you have to pick either butch or femme

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why’s almost every sci fi product these days either set either in a distant, imagined part of space, or some extremely well-media-trod city in the United States?

we ask the deep questions over here in comp sci

g’day mahyte, wanna get a gobfull a some sohda cahndeey?

the thing where Telegram doesn’t put your typed message into the image caption box when you paste an image into it is an incredibly frustrating UI oversight for a messenger which seems to mostly differentiate itself on letting you send messages with context

I submitted another report explicitly calling attention to the fact they’d cloned my profile info and were clearly trying to scam people using my identity, and uh, yeah good work Twitter you’re doing great and this rule is *definitely* not being violated

relatedly; do you ever find a *really* weird Easter egg left by your past self?

[very dj mike llama’s llama whippin’ intro voice] gdpr compliant

for your consideration: Soupe Opéra, a bizarre French children’s television programme which was inexplicably broadcast in Australia from the 1990s https://youtu.be/Uv5lRAwXqug

hahahahahahah never mind Twitter is completely and utterly fucking useless and, again, has no report category for “this account is attempting to run a scam”

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ever wondered what Bad Apple would look like on an e-ink display (sped up ten times so it’s actually in real-time)? uhhhhhhh well never mind here you go anyway https://youtu.be/KS8M_MV3Xhw

also there’s a new scene where Shepard introduces Garrus to the concept of yoghurt and he’s really freaked out by the whole idea

mass effect remastered: everything is exactly the same but the intro text explains how “biotic powers” exist because humans used antibiotics too much and the drug resistant super bacteria turned out to be friends after all

doctor, doctor, my tweets keep going viral this week, I think my twitter needs antibiotics

trying out Plato, a Rust-based replacement reader program, on my spare Kobo - it might be where I can borrow some parts for my own application to turn this Kobo into something more useful!

on the bright side I kind of missed this avatar so

oh hooray maybe an impersonation report will actually work