Jessica @cat@awoo.space

this game is decidedly *not* enjoying life at 4.19 MHz

perpetually wishing that JavaScript TypeErrors actually told you the type that was unexpectedly encountered rather than just the expected one

sadly uh this will never work on iOS so you just gotta force-reboot your phone when it happens, sorry

hey if you use macOS’ zoom feature all the time but it crashes on you almost as often, remember if you can get yourself to a terminal and run `killall universalaccessd` it’ll reset itself after a few seconds 👌🏼

in case you’re wondering how Australian politics is going, our former conservative deputy PM had a kid in an affair with a member of his parliamentary staff, is taking “personal leave” and requests respect of his privacy after having accepted $150k to sell the story to the media

sweeping EU legislation mandating that all future video games which include dogs must include some interactive means of petting at least one of the dogs, or be subject to financial penalties or a complete ban, depending on how good the dogs are

well screw your dang puzzle #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

wow I ordered some niche computer parts on eBay and it came packaged with a bunch of evangelical bullshit, guess *someone* didn’t want positive feedback!

explain california’s geography for me like my only point of reference is grand theft auto v’s “san andreas”

played some Zelda on the train and of course that’s when I’d find the fabled shrine of “motion controls only”

pride’s coming up and it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the cishets are at it again

Full Hi-Vision 1035i, baby

fake gamer boys: “the NES had a resolution of 256p”

high-end VHS player “no signal” screen but for 10 hours

fucken hoisted, mate

if your preservation project for an obscure console is dismissing part of the system’s library for entirely puritanical reasons, it’s not a very good project

never not sad that the one person who seems to have come up with an approach to dumping LaserActive games refuses to share his technique, and has stated that an entire segment of the console’s library is something he has no interest in enabling the preservation of

we will very likely drink from whatever vessel capitalism decides is cheap and good enough to impose on us

“would you drink from a bottle made of algae?” mate we drink from bottles made of petrochemicals fucking constantly and you didn’t get a choice or a 30-second fluff video on twitter about it

impressed with how often Breath of the Wild is willing to lean on its ambient soundscape, only bringing in some musical cues in at particular moments