Jessica @cat@awoo.space

nothing like spending three hours trying to set a default in an active record model to no avail

since when did this become hotter than this

so uh, does the Apple Sample code license basically say “if you use this whole sample unchanged you have to credit us, but otherwise you own it” or am I reading it completely wrong?

I have made it as far as “create a rudimentary iOS camera application,” so that’s promising

im sorry you have to control drag into AN OPEN EDITOR PANE? what

there seem to be two “selected” states for objects? what’s the difference? what do they mean? nothing else in the UI seems to change to indicate I’ve done something meaningful?

I HAVEN’T EVEN GOT TO WRITING A SINGLE LINE OF CODE YET I’M STUCK IN THE DAMN WYSIWYG EDITOR

your screenshot has a pair of “layout guides” and mine doesn’t? is “safe area” equivalent? how do I fu ck in g create a constraints entry

“set top, bottom, leading and trailing to 0” um, where? in what? there’s a picture of an “add new constraints?” how do you get here? it’s not a menu item I guess?

“drag a UIView to your view controller” I can’t find a UIView, is that just called a “View” now?

“control+drag that view onto ViewController.swift and create an IBOutlet” control-dragging just creates a blue line, but it doesn’t actually seem to be able to drop anywhere?

I feel like every time I try to build anything for iOS I fall at the very first fucking hurdle and it sucks

oh wow okay right I see, B612 got *sold*

we live in a aocisaryt

like, it used to have a “random filter” button which was the heart and soul of its utility, and now it just doesn’t, and most of the filters are in a subfolder?

instead it has …masks? I guess? and a slider which either bugs your eyes out or pinches your jaw in? what garbage

…wow remember when B612 was actually good and usable? What do the cool kids use for photos now?

evening

let’s get down to grass taxes

that gif of sausages falling on a face but the sausages are all 8-bit DIP microcontrollers instead

how do we force ar‌chil‌le‌ct to tweet furry art

wow I just discovered Star Trek IV was an asset flip: they used a store-bought “macintosh plus” prop instead of making their own from scratch, for shame