Jessica @cat@awoo.space

(yes, I know the built-in LCD is 720p native)

strange how the Nintendo Switch UI seems to be natively 720p, not 1080p (720p capture zoomed to 600%, 1080p capture zoomed to 400%)

Mr Dorcey: as you know it is our policy here at twitt incorporated only to hire twits, what do you believe qualifies you as one?

why you would make your default integer parsing behaviour be “infer from the first character of input string” and not “it’s *probably* base 10 unless otherwise specified” is beyond me

checkmate, Rubyists

“Ubintu” as in “Ubintu Bunnings this weekend mate?”

Ubusoft

it’s fucken snowing in australia but nah the climate’s grouse mate, no problems here, righto

“we won’t play politics” is anyone going to tell him he’s like, the damn prime minister? playing politics is literally his profession?

does anything special happen if you name your breath of the wild horse “D-Horse”

rip telegraham

please tell me this is fixed in iOS 12 it’s very irritating

Me, yelling at the sun and heat which woke me at 5:30: fuck ouy

look it’s not my fault you named your files “.js” it just means I own them and get to look at them unconditionally now

I think I need to migrate my website away from Jekyll, because it’s missing time zone support for posts, does anyone have any recommendations for static (read: not with mandatory client-side JS) blog generators, with Markdown support and which *don’t* discard time zone info?

I suspect the secret sauce of ultra-efficient React derivatives is someday going to be server-side rendering to HTML with a JS sidecar comprised of element-associated event handlers and partial render methods, and hopefully very little else

wireless headphones are really excellent right up until they shout their low battery warning at you like 33% louder than everything else you’re playing

VERY TIRED OF THESE KERNEL PANICS, APPLE

every stack overflow answer ever:

“you should do it like this

update 2012-05-16: this is deprecated btw”