Jessica @cat@awoo.space

so the hypothesis of these food delivery services is that by being dispatched by a central service rather than a single restaurant the consumer can order from more restaurants, but in reality now your delivery driver is getting shafted and you get a wide selection of cold food

UPDATE: doordash seem to have “updated” their checkout so it now defaults to the (still broken because their domain isn’t registered to use it) Apple Pay, and you now have to click one of two very small buttons to toggle it back to a credit card, or the form just breaks entirely

not only did I spot our favourite pair of windowsill cats positively oozing out from under their curtain together, I found nervous cat enjoying a shady patch of grass, all in a single outing! Top marks all around, for sure! @thecatreviewer@twitter.com

iPod Classic but with the same level of encryption as a current-gen iPhone

a thing I enjoy a lot is that Blu-ray discs still specify that they’re in “COLOR” on the back

(yes I know that it’s possible to produce a monochrome Blu-ray but it still definitely feels like an anachronism)

ok I’m pleased to report that the picture on these Blu-rays is *incredibly* crisp and vivid, it’s like I’m getting to look directly into alex hirsch’s brain

Happy Mirthday

can you believe I still have to teach my computer not to fuck this up

yesssssss

today I learned that githubstatus dot com, whilst apparently owned by @GitHub, does not show or redirect to GitHub’s status page, but redirects to the Atlassian StatusPage homepage???

p.s. can North America please fucking do something about the robocall plague

seriously for some reason their voicemail system is full of horribly loud sounds which you can’t turn off punctuating every action and it honestly just adds to the awful anxiety of calling voicemail

extremely tempted to put up the $5/mo add on for visual voicemail just to avoid Fido’s horrendous voicemail sounds

REAL SICK OF THESE STEVEN UNIVERSE SPOILERS

🏛🦔🎱　 　 　🕳 　🕳🏛
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Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

🤖　 　 　 🤖
　 🤖　 🤖
🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳

Portal 2 (2011)

🏃🏻‍♀️　 　 　 　 　 　 🏃🏻‍♀️
　 🏃🏻‍♀️　 　 　 　 🏃🏻‍♀️　
🕳🕳🕳　 　 🕳🕳🕳

Portal (2007)

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🕳

(maybe one day I should actually finish that game; I only ever actually finished its PSP prequel)

every time I hear Hall & Oates’ Out of Touch I’m transported back to Vice City in vivid 576i