Jessica @cat@awoo.space

do you think the splatoon 2 concerts ran in the same engine as the game? were there like, four switches, networked, running the show?

*everyone* is here

(shit wait is macOS 10.14 fixing (with per-app permissions) the thing where Safari shut down tab access via Apple Events entirely?)

wow I can’t believe soundcloud want me to subscribe to listen to [checks notes] this one drake album I guess?

#hugops to us

e-ink based portable replica macintosh plus

it is completely unacceptable that there is a minidisc emoji, a classic style transistor radio, and one for a reel to reel film projector but there aren’t emoji for compact cassette, vinyl records or laserdisc

please tap your poetic license on the RFID scanner

Sonic the Hedgehog but with Rayman-style non-corporeal limbs

mærio

(I suspect this is a translation error? but it’s apparently existed for the entire life of the article, and I don’t have the heart to change it)

[extremely person who can barely tolerate cats voice]

what do you mean PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale is only four player

“pungent capsaicinoid” sounds like a really good insult

TFW someone posts about liking the Porsche 911 (source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Porsche_928_animated_headlights.gif)

coming to terms with the fact that preferring the Porsche 928 over the 911 is just the vehicular equivalent of posting “haha XD im so random”

bc for me it’s “hi I barely know you, step the fuck back”

if you could send a single message anonymously to that one person who you’ve had to softblock repeatedly on main for being way too familiar and who keeps follow requesting your private and just generally wants to force the issue of you being “close” what would it be

not gunna lie, the PS3’s cutely implemented support of PS2 memory cards and their contained save files really makes me wish PS3’s own save icons were 3D models too and not little crappy jpegs

delighting in seeing the ABC caption the word “arse” with the correct spelling 👌🏼