Jessica @cat@awoo.space

yayyy I did it! #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

...wow, I actually giggled #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

hey look who I ran into! #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

“@‌everyone” was a mistake

pro tip: do not use globs in a crontab command to update ZNC’s TLS certificate chain

p.s. this last example comes from a rather handy banking/budgeting app which was pulled from the Australian (and other non-US countries’) App Store because they uh, started doing “credit monitoring” and couldn’t be bothered to turn off that button in other countries I guess?

See also;
> has location services access
> device is physically in Melbourne, Australia
> searching for “Melbourne” shows ten different places in Florida first

“Vancouver, CA” & “Vancouver, WA” are not valid siblings in a list AND you’re conflicting with your own stupid system, you fucking assholes

that thing where software treats showing U.S. states with the same importance as whole other damn countries really fucking shows your gross nationalism

extremely same #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

Wow! Can’t believe how close the Splatfest was!

late-game stealth works, apparently! #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

it's only one splat but it felt good okay #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

everything that could go wrong just barely didn't #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

the panicked super after some decent moves is a good summary of my play style #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

1p in it??????? #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

back splat it again #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

I jus wanna mod my game boy

Wait is THIS the canon reason why so many shoes in Splatoon are laceless? https://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/120246428234/one-of-our-scientists-has-made-a-rather-stunning

I really should either get or emulate a PS1 mouse someday…