Jessica @cat@awoo.space

im enjoying creating infinite alternate universes with this generator https://foone.github.io/SierraDeathGenerator

so, good news, the wrong order contained the extra toppings version of the burger I ordered anyway, sorry to the person who wanted the other one I guess?

ha ha incredible, on this service, refunds are self-service and instantaneous I WONDER WHY 🤔

holy shit I was just delivered THE WRONG FUCKING ORDER what the hell seriously I’m not even trying

any way I think(?) there’s a tasty burger on its way now? hash tag self care

I don’t really care to to name and/or shame because there’s no point. Every single one is like this. Internationally.

so once you find that and enter your credit card info it tells me to fuck off because a four digit postal code cannot possibly be valid

but the form submits anyway???

so uh, you click “pay with credit card” after reloading the page, right? and then click the “place order” button in its place and it goes “uh you idiot, you absolute moron, you haven’t added a card”

it does not uh, tell you you have to scroll ¾ of the way down in order to do so

for instance, this one has a big “Pay with Apple Pay” button which uh, triggers a JavaScript error because their domain and/or payment provider aren’t actually set up to use Apple Pay!

why is every single “order food online” service a huge pile of shit?

please won’t someone just sell me this worse-update-schedule-than-most-webcomics alien mineral lady cartoon on something vaguely close to that schedule?

yes there are Blu-rays but the latest one is still almost as far behind, and the next one slated to come out will be a year behind by the time it’s released

the internet fucking exists, and for a series with this much of a following, a year or more of delay is just ludicrous

any way I got a phone case and it’s cute and fits so w/e

an annoying thing about companies which sell exclusively through U.S. stores and an online store which charges $40 for shipping outside the U.S. is when you find a stockist with reasonable shipping it is impossible to tell if it’s genuine because you can never see the original

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unfortunately, as you probably already know, computers

(honestly, now that there’s an auto-play video setting in the App Store of all things, I sort of wish Apple would make it a system-wide setting that apps were required to obey)

but just, please, if you’re going to even consider implementing auto play, maybe make it opt-in? prompt the first time you want to start playing a video? consider letting the user actually get to consent to being inundated in this way?

like I don’t get it, how can anyone deploy auto playing video and not consider it an interruption, a distraction, an imposition upon any viewer’s workflow

I get why Google are doing it, because if they get someone to click that it goes to YouTube where they then show an ad for $

the video autoplay curse has spread to Google results and I’m glad they’re not my usual search engine or I’d never fucking accomplish anything now