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why does every single person with a position of influence at twitter without fail have less than 5,000 tweets

Twitter: [writes user passwords to a log in plain text]
Twitter marketing: [writes this fucking headline about it]

did anyone else witness this? was it real? who made it? why? so many questions I will likely never know the answers to

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I’m also confused about why there was so much Perth in it, and whether the real estate agent knows he was featured so heavily in a weird online death match video game full of memes

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eight years later, I’m still *very* confused about what that game even was

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just had the most intense flashback to 2010, and this bizarre Source mod in particular, which I think was the peak of my “laughing at obnoxious, loud edgelord humour” phase, and included “memes” referencing a real estate agent from Perth, Western Australia moddb.com/mods/spragoon-george

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so I'm playing Uncharted and the first thing the dude does is find a map, they should've changed that title

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me: *well thought out post with lots of hidden intricacies*

yall:

me: i am my own ass

yall: 🔥 🔥 :exclamation_slime: 📯 📯 📯 📯 📯 📯 📯 📯

(I really wish the app we’re using let you query users’ time zone setting so this could actually be dynamic, but it’s better than nothing!)

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I like to call this piece “remote-friendly output by brute force”

please, I just want a cold glass of water, why have we been waiting two and a half weeks for a refrigerator repair

been playing Oblivion and getting very annoyed at it whenever it breaks its own rules around sneaking

what’s the point of being 100% completely undetectable if the game script can just lock people’s attention onto you anyway when it’s opportune?

still looking for good ways to home-brew optical media

surely it must be possible to make a laserdisc at home

Hey heterosexual married couples (esp. with rings) do you still get asked if you want to split the bill when you go out? 🤔

I can’t believe this was my 100,000th tweet what the fuck

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Remember when we used to periodically turn into a bear, a cat, and an… owl(?) on the weekends?

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