Jessica @cat@awoo.space

*very* seriously considering setting an unconditional call divert on my phone so I never get any phone calls that aren’t FaceTime audio, and never get any voicemails

for the crime of mansplaining the meaning of my own marriage, you are hereby blocked

please remind me never to tweet things people like, my mentions are so fucking bad

You ever glance over and notice your wife is inexplicably looking up pictures of iSnack 2.0?

YouTube Gaming’s algorithms are very good

getting very angry about react-relay

hey did anyone ever make a nice hi-fi amplifier with some sort of automatic source switching function?

borat voice that girl is Wife City to me

I can’t believe English doesn’t have any phrase you can use to refer to a spouse which isn’t possessive (i.e. “my wife”) except for “that girl is Wife City to me”

what so to upload a file in Relay you must… redefine Relay’s entire network layer?

.@mistydemeo@twitter.com wow I didn’t know you had a wikipedia page

Segata Sanshiro, to the Sega board of directors, emphatically: you must not invest in b‚it‚coin

last night I dreamed that there was a new fast and the furious movie and it had posters for previous movies in the series in the background, implying the series exists in the universe of the series and I had so many questions about the implications

wow hey uh hyperkin’s CES “prototype” is absolutely just a backlit, biverted GameBoy Pocket in a new shell, isn’t it

if hyperkin released an aftermarket game gear clone with an aluminium case would it be called “metal gear?”

ah, fuck, never mind https://www.thingiverse.com/search?q=mophie+wireless

3D printed stand which points your wireless charger-docked iPhone X at your face

hot take: Ruby is so chock full of syntactic sugar that your Teeth of Easily Understanding What Objects Exist in any Given Scope are rotten

if Jim Boonie accepted his free real estate in 2009 he’d have made an infinity% gain in property value by 2018 – really makes you think!